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Some of our favorite phrases 2013 "If this is all there is to life.... It's a little under-whelming" (14 year old golfer) "Nobody cares how good you play... they care how fast you play" (middle-aged lady golfer)   One of our senior golfers heard we had a special for young adults where their age was their green fee. "Why don't you do something like that for us?" * * * * * SPRING PASS  2014 Goes On Sale Wenesday January 1st $225  unlimited green fees until March 31st $300  unlimited green fees riding pass fine print: On a personal note... The answer to the next question is "Apparently Not" I was telling a friend of my mine how I successfully finished the P90X exercise program. She asked "Wow, did it work?" Have a safe and Happy New Year! We are making a big announcement next week about a new coop deal with some friends in the bidness! See ya on the links

You have been a good boy! click on the picture to go to our online store for gift cards You don't even have to put on underpants $50, $75, $100, $200 If one of these isn't the right size, just call the shop... we can hook-u-up The first 10 customers to buy a $200 gift card... get a  FREE hat (of your choice) from any hat in the shop. Even if that hat is on another customer... we will grab that hat for you Offer only good this week! Click on picture below for the  Good Girl Gift Card  Link It is the same as the boys that are lying about being good * * * *  * Dutch Auction 80% off merchandise This Tuesday (December 17th) 90% off Xmas Eve Tuesday   FINE PRINT: You dont have to buy a gift card for yourself... you could buy one for a friend or loved one. Free hat of choice offer ends Sunday December 22nd Or with 10 hats rewarded. FREE SHIPPING ON GIFT CARDS. Big whoopty dew, it's a freakin' stamp. There are still a number of great ...

'Last Call' Holiday Party Last minute bargains are still available Pretend that you remembered to plan the party We wont tell a soul call Lanna Booker 720.937.3375 book your event, now! Seriously, Now! * * * * * Broncos Titans (December 8) game day deal $54 green fee cart lunch draught (no coupon needed) * * * * * GOT GIFT CARD? we do! Any amount $1 to One Million $ Get your golfer what they really want for Christmas Stop by the proshop (or) just give us a call We will mail 'out-o-town' gift cards fo' free * * * * * Tightwad Tuesday! The Dutch Auction continues Merchandise will be 60% off this Tuesday (December 3rd) Prices are dropping 10% every Tuesday until the item sells! Clothing, Clubs, and more Non-sucky Stuff Christmas Eve-90% off Also, Don't Miss: Rental Sets For Sale! not part of Dutch Auction.... just really really cheap! * * * * * RESULTS OF November VET'S MONTH Army- 139 (Repeat champs) Air Force- 108.8 Navy- 91.8 Coast Guard- 76.6...

This weeks' Schtuff to be thankful for.... Thanksgiving Day Special we used to call this the "get your butt out of mom's kitchen so she can get the bird done, special" but that was waaaaay too wordy $25 per person  (includes cart) 25 bucks for as many holes as you want to play 9-holes, 18-holes, 5 holes, ??? How about 4 players for $100? Don't get all sensitive about us making our employees work on Thanksgiving. We hired an orphan. His dinner at the orphanage isn't until later in the evening after a full day of picking your pockets Golf before your big feast or come work off your own bloated carcass * * * * * JOKE OF THE WEEK! A customer sent us a joke It is a link to the new Health Care Website Click Here Once there, just click on the 'APPLY NOW' button It's pretty cute! * * * * * Thanks-Dutch Auction: 50% off merchandise this Tuesday!!! fine print: For weather updates and course conditions www.saddlebackgolf.com Look for the scrolling ne...

Just for PHUN We made a stupid video a while back and we were asked to share it again. Click here (it will take you to the Youtubes) or go to  http://youtu.be/hKgCwsS_mtM BTW: We will be making  some more videos for your perusal. Some will be stupid (obviously) Some will be informative (really) and  Some will be generated from your requests (also, really) If you have a question or a suggestion for a short video, drop us a line on our facebook page. Be nice... kids read this crap, too! * * * * * Bronco Deal  November 24th vs Patriots $54 Green fee, cart, Santiago's burrito, and a draught Click Here To Get The Coupon you gotta have the coupon to get the deal * * * * * MESQUITE TRIP Over 20 people have registered for the Mesquite trip (March 19-22) The suits said they will continue to comp a green fee for everybody who registers. Registration will only be open for only a short time longer. As low as $450 for 3 nights and 3 rounds (based on double...

Tom Cruise Golf Special All of November (actually we will honor this one, anytime)  $100 green fee, cart, and lynch Must play with 3 Vets If you survive... we will refund $1 * * * * * VETS SPECIAL ALL OF NOVEMBER 2013 $29 green fee, cart, lunch Buddies of a VET play for just $40 (includes buddy' lunch, too) * * * * * Next Sunday November 17th Game of the Season Broncos vs Chefs Get your 'golf on' before the 6:30 kickoff $54 includes: green fee, cart, Santiagos' burrito, and a draught beer CLICK HERE FOR GAME DAY COUPON you gotta have the coupon to get the deal we don't want every Johnny-come-lately getting your deal since you go to all the trouble of reading this crap every week * * * * * The Dutch Auction Calendar 2013 (Tuesdays) November 12th-30% off November 19th-40% off November 26th-50% off December   3rd-60% off December 10th-70% off December 17th-80% off December 24th-90% off select merchandise-come see what all is included clubs, rentals, clothing, he...

What is the plural of Ignoramus? We are pretty sure one of our customers used the wrong 'plural' to describe our staff as a whole  (our new OSHA approved hard hats) Ignoramuses or Ignorami? Cast your vote on our facebook page and be entered to win a 'random-draw' contest for some free golf * * * * * Game Day Special Sunday, November 10th Broncos  VS CHARGERS (2:25 kickoff) Green Fee, Cart Breakfast Burrito  and a draw $54 Click Here For Coupon * * * * * Tuesday, November 5th THE DUTCH AUCTION will be at 20% off (Tuesday, November 12th-30% off) * * * * * VETS MONTH NOVEMBER Veterans play for just $29 Anytime Green fee, cart, lunch ALL OF NOVEMBER NOT JUST ONE DAY! BUDDY OF A VET $40 if playing with a Vet * * * * * FINE PRINT: Nobody really called us ignoramussies, but they thought it. We just needed a reason for a contest. I guess that really does makes us the most ignoramussiest. We will randomly draw a winner(s) from total of entries. Y...