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Game of Groans GOLF

WE JUST GOT OUR NEW
YAMAHA GOLF CARTS!




Test Drive one today

BOOK A TEE TIME

We are still waiting for the GPS units
to arrive and get installed

The GPS should be ready to go
by the end of the month

If you'd like to take a glimpse at the
YamaTrack GPS
you can download their app
on your IOS device
and see 
"what's all the hubbub, Bub?"

To go to the APP store
CLICK HERE 

It really is a great GPS system
and we will have it on all of our carts
COMING SOON!

​If you are a walker
you can still download the app

We are not your mother!

* * * * *


NEED STICKS?



If you want to try out
the new TaylorMade stuff,
come by and demo
the latest/greatest sticks
this Thursday

The reps will be at the driving range
from 2-6pm

Great specials will be offered at that time
that may not be available any other time
this season

Plus, we are gonna have a kegger set up
and you can grab a brewski for just $2
while at the demo/fitting

If you are in ANY of the Saddleback' leagues,
your draught is complimentary

yer welcome 



The Mizuno fitting/demo
will be this Friday
April 19th
from 2-6pm

Find your perfect set with
'SWING DNA'
offered exclusively from Mizuno

Mizuno is rolling out their 2019
JPX919 series of clubs
that will elevate your game
to it's very best

We highly recommend
you set up your fitting session
beforehand

although walk ups are welcome 


fine print:
We could have waited until the carts had the new GPS units installed before delivery,
but we couldn't stand to wait.
We were running out of hemorrhoid pillows for your bottoms for the old fleet
and figgered we better go ahead and get the new ones here, pronto.

Even if your game is elevated to it's very best and it still stinks,
just remember: golf is supposed to be phun
and you will never be on tour, nor will your friends be.
Just play good enough to beat them,
or find friends whose golf is worserer than yours.

See ya on the links!

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