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It's on sale now!
But it is only available until 4pm tomorrow
(Sunday)

Choose a 2play package
for just 
$99
or
a 4play package
(with appetizer bonus)
for just 
$199

http://golfspecial.saddlebackgolf.com/

Unrestricted rounds
(except tourney/league)
are even valid on weekends
and include range balls and cart

If you buy the 4-Punch pass
we will throw in an appetizer
on the day you redeem each round

ADDED BONUS:

"Short Game Specialist "

Paul McQuade
is adding a complimentary golf lesson
for every person who purchases
one of these great golf passes

You will receive one lesson, per person

1/2 hour lesson with the 2Punch pass
1 hour lesson with the 4Punch pass


WHUH?
yeah, it's true
​Buy the pass
then make arrangements with Paul


* * * * *
There is still time to register for the 
Valentine's Day Special
including dinner and a carriage ride!



Because Valentine's Day falls on a Thursday,
we added Friday, February 15th, to make
it more convenient for you to 
celebrate

Call 303.833.5000
operators are standing by
to make your reservation

Just $100/couple


* * * * *

If you need clubs for 2019
we will get 'em for you




Don't wait to order

Many of the 2019 club manufacturers
will be back-ordered til Summer 
if you wait too long


In that case, 
you will have to hit that old crap 
you have been toting around 
since the big war


PGA-DUDE, ​Chris Bowry
is taking emails and calls
CBowry@pga.com
303.908.2922
​he doesn't have operators standing by





        FINE PRINT:
McQuade lessons are based on Paul being here all year.
He is super smart and probably won't tolerate us for much longer.
The longer you wait to schedule a lesson,
the 
greater chance that he will have left us
cause we are so dumb.
Contact Paul asap.
Seriously!
Otherwise, we may have to substitute your lesson with Whitey O'Malley
and that would basically consist of him showing you his favorite drinking games
and some disgusting habits he has instilled in the rest of us.

The Valentines' carriage rides are scheduled from 5-8pm
on both Thursday and Friday (14th&15th, respectively) followed by your dinner.
If you are new to US, we misspelled entree on purpose
cause we love your silly emails telling us about typos.
Not sure why we do this.
Not sure why we do a lot of things, but there ya go.
Truth-be-told, we added the Friday Valentines' night to get you out of hot water.
When you forget that it was Valentines Day,
just play it cool and tell your loved one (smugly) that you DIDN'T forget
and chose to celebrate it when your loved one can sleep in a little on Saturday.
Then, give us a call, make the Friday reservation and you are smooth sailing.
Yer Welcome!

We are planning on having more club stock in the shop this year
but not enough that we need a 2nd mortgage.
If there is something you need, we will do our best to get it.
Our prices will rival big box stores like Dicks'
but we don't want to be Dick's!
That is prolly gonna be our motto for 2019.

See ya on the links!

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