You could be crowned the
Great Cornholios!
(of the tri-town area)
Next Saturday
Bring a team and compete for
fabulous cash and prizes
The tournament kicks off at 5pm
2-person teams for just $50/team
Team entry will include:
a domestic draught beer and either a dog or bratwurst
House rules rule
Single elimination
If you need more beer we will sell you some
OR
bring in your corn hole boards
and we will comp a pitcher of domestic draught
for your astounding efforts
* * * * *
A Family Golf Package
that sorta validates your decision to have kids
Finally, they are gonna pay you back
(a little)
For just $45
for your group
you can play up to 9-holes of golf
$45 also includes:
up to 2 carts
(adult drivers only, 18 years and older)
and range balls
The range closes Sunday evenings at 5pm
so the range balls are not included
on Sunday evenings
Sorry, not sorry
Phun starts at 6pm, nightly
All you need to bring is
someone under 18 for your group of 4
and get playin'
Fine print:
we just made up the 'fabulous cash and prizes' bit.
There are some prizes and stuff but even we ain't sure what that means.
Your entry fee and number of actual participants will determine the kitty.
We only allow adult drivers to rent and drive our golf carts.
Congratulations, on your drivers permit and license at 16 and 17,
but that don't cut it if you want to drive our carts.
Our adult drivers are goofy enough.
We don't need to compound the problem by letting you loose in our world.
You ain't our bratty kid.
There, we said it.
We have to close the range early on Sundays
so as to accommodate mowing operations of the range floor on Monday mornings.
Exceptions to this would be holiday Mondays.
There is no discount if we have the range closed
and you are not able to hit warmup balls.
There is no discount if you only have 2 or 3 players.
Make a friend, or two, Goober!
There are no rainchecks or discounts for playing less than 9-holes.
Family Golf also isn't available if we have an event
that is paying us a ton of money
cause even though we are sort of a non-profit
we aren't trying to be a non-profit
we are trying to be a yes profit
See ya on the links!
Great Cornholios!
(of the tri-town area)
Next Saturday
Bring a team and compete for
fabulous cash and prizes
The tournament kicks off at 5pm
2-person teams for just $50/team
Team entry will include:
a domestic draught beer and either a dog or bratwurst
House rules rule
Single elimination
If you need more beer we will sell you some
OR
bring in your corn hole boards
and we will comp a pitcher of domestic draught
for your astounding efforts
* * * * *
A Family Golf Package
that sorta validates your decision to have kids
Finally, they are gonna pay you back
(a little)
For just $45
for your group
you can play up to 9-holes of golf
$45 also includes:
up to 2 carts
(adult drivers only, 18 years and older)
and range balls
The range closes Sunday evenings at 5pm
so the range balls are not included
on Sunday evenings
Sorry, not sorry
Phun starts at 6pm, nightly
All you need to bring is
someone under 18 for your group of 4
and get playin'
Fine print:
we just made up the 'fabulous cash and prizes' bit.
There are some prizes and stuff but even we ain't sure what that means.
Your entry fee and number of actual participants will determine the kitty.
We only allow adult drivers to rent and drive our golf carts.
Congratulations, on your drivers permit and license at 16 and 17,
but that don't cut it if you want to drive our carts.
Our adult drivers are goofy enough.
We don't need to compound the problem by letting you loose in our world.
You ain't our bratty kid.
There, we said it.
We have to close the range early on Sundays
so as to accommodate mowing operations of the range floor on Monday mornings.
Exceptions to this would be holiday Mondays.
There is no discount if we have the range closed
and you are not able to hit warmup balls.
There is no discount if you only have 2 or 3 players.
Make a friend, or two, Goober!
There are no rainchecks or discounts for playing less than 9-holes.
Family Golf also isn't available if we have an event
that is paying us a ton of money
cause even though we are sort of a non-profit
we aren't trying to be a non-profit
we are trying to be a yes profit
See ya on the links!
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