Weapons of grass destruction

We redesigned our range deck
in the final days of 2017

It may not be a big deal to you
but we don't think it is either

Anywho... it will open this Thursday

Also, the new range balls are here in a couple of weeks
Also... no big deal

just thought you would like to know
please read on for more useless information

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2018 Ladies' lunch & learn

The Ladies Lunch & Learn sessions are relaxed,
informative small group clinics for adult women
of all abilities

Learn new skills or fine tune your game
with other ladies and then enjoy lunch
as a group in the Tavern

LADIES LUNCH & LEARN DETAILS

90-Minute Sessions
Lunch Included in Price
8 Player Maximum (session min:3)

Single Session Skill Building
in a Progressive Series

Skills from earlier sessions
build the foundation for later sessions

Attend one, some, or all of the sessions

LADIES LUNCH & LEARN PRICING

Prices INCLUDE lunch and gratuity

Single Session: $45
Any Three Sessions: $125
Any Five Sessions: $195
All Seven Sessions: $245

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Don't forget MOM!

decorate her a sweet little clay pot
on May 5th

Saddleback will provide
all the decorating materials,
potting soil,
and even a cute little succulent
(or similar)

All you pay is $5 per clay pot

Mother's Day is May 13th

if you do nothing else
you have to bring her in
for a wonderful brunch
at The Tavern

fine print:
the range is looking great and (weather permitting) will be open
and we can start hammering drivers and woods again this Thursday

We are at our 110th day of our 90-day wait for our new range ball delivery.
They will be here any minute.
All our events and programs are subject to last minute changes.
Call the shop for updates.
No one in the shop knows what is going on either,
but the lawyers told us to say that.
Good luck getting ahold of the right person with the right information.

Mothers' Day events fill up pretty fast
cause everybody seemingly loves their mums.
If you have a large group we highly recommend
that you make reservations for the brunch

see ya on the links!

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