Stuff you should know

You better not forget the gal
who was in labor
for 27 hours
trying to push out your big melon head

mothers

tomorrow!

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Wednesdays-starting this week!

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HEY KIDZ!
(of all ages)

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GolfBoards!

Rentals are just $26/round
(available for FootGolf, too)
Click the pic to get your new-rider waiver signed
and start surfing the earth!

Fine Print:
Sorry about the 'melon head' comment but we have seen your baby pics.
Holy Cow!

The Ladies' Lunch and Learn is always subject to cancelation due to inclement weather.
Paul McQuade is sort of a fair-weather golfer, too,
and won't have you out there when the weather is poopy.
Yeah, we just said poopy!

Why the dinosaurs?
Kidz love dinosaurs!
...and we are hoping to have the CGA inflatable dinosaur out for the kidz event.
We should have our T Rex there, as well.
Plus, we got a deal on the dinosaur graphic.
It was almost a scary clown theme.

If you are wanting to rent a GolfBoard you must sign the waiver
and go through a quick test-run at the course.
We gotta make sure you are not going to hurt yourself,
other golfers, and more importantly, US!

See ya on the links!

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