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NEXT SUNDAY SOMEONE WILL WIN
FREE GREEN FEES FOR ONE YEAR

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It's BACK

online sales begin at 9am on February 10th
Limited quantities. This deal may sell out before Sunday' deadline.
3 rounds, 2 courses, 1 low price
3PLAYDEAL.COM

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When you have the opportunity to write this stuff
and your boss never really proofreads it...
you can write whatever you want
To my first crush!

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Just for phun...click below

for
12 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD
DEFINITELY DATE A GOLFER!

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GOING TO MESQUITE?
There have been a couple changes
CLICK HERE TO SEE

Fine print:
to be eligible for the 365 days of green fees giveaway
you will be given a wristband at halftime while you are in THE TAVERN.
(it proves you were really here)
The drawing will be in the 4th quarter or when the chubby lady sings.
If you are NOT in THE TAVERN and your name is drawn, you are NOT eligible to win.
We will draw names until a winner is chosen/present.
This prize is not transferable and may not be sold or exchanged for goods.
It has no cash value.
It definitely has value, though.
We don't mean to say it is worthless...
what we are trying to say has some sort of legal background
and we read it on some other Shmoes fine print
and it sounded legit to say it has no cash value.
So there!

Bye MTM (sad face)

See ya on the links!

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