Veterans Day Golf Specials should be a month

Come golf in a costume on Monday and get a comp cart
EZ-PZ

Thanks to "Grampa Bardeen" for the Jack-O-Lantern pic
Check out his premium pumpkin carving tools
Just click on the pic below

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NOVEMBER IS
VETERAN'S MONTH!!!

If you are golfing with a
VET
YOU get a great deal, too!

VETS:CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR DRAUGHT PAPERS!

What are Draught Papers?
Thanks for asking...

When you present the draught papers
you will receive a daily drink special
(in addition to your golf special)

Please bring in a printed copy to show your bartender
We don't want no Jonny-Come-Lately gettin' your deal

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ANNUAL DESERT GOLF TRIP

We are finalizing the annual golf trip for March
It looks like we will be going out on the 14th,
and golfing the 15th, 16th, and 17th

Input from some of you asked we play
Conestoga
CasaBlanca
Palms

Check Next Week's Email for final details

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We have expanded our
GAME TIME SPECIAL!!!

UPDATE TO SPECIAL:
If there is a live NFL game...
the special is running!

Fine Print:
Grampa Bardeen actually sent the pumpkin pic.
He said it was homage to our sadistic pinsetter
from a couple of weeks ago on Old Turd Tuesday.
You may not personally know Grampa,
but we guarantee you you have seen his artistry somewhere on TV.
Here is one for Monday Night Football
of Manning getting sacked

For the VETS SPECIAL
we ask that you provide a copy of your DD214.
If you don't know what a DD214 is... you are probably a veterinarian.
BOOM! Nailed that joke 4 years running.
We will make exception to this request
if you fought along-side US troops like our buddy Sanghoon Lee.
Sanghoon Lee served with the US Army stationed in Korea.

Sorry, this special does not include The Kiss Army nor the Salvation Army,
though you should be proud of your service.
It also does not include police and fire... stop trying to horn-in on every special!

We really are finalizing the Mesquite trip contract and would love your input.
Keep in mind that if you give us your 2 cents, you will be expected to GO.
You can't just chime in Mr Chiminenstein.

The Game Time Special is not available for take out orders.
We hope to lure you in with great food deals and get you to buy some booze.
It's a 'for-profit thing'.

See ya on the links!

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