What is your golfer name? Kids eat for free and we are #1 with the ladies.

Put your 'Golfer Name' on our facebook page
and be entered to win
a comp green fee, cart, and range balls
(for 2 peeps)

...or don't we don't care!

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KIDS EAT FOR FREE
ON TUESDAYS
UNTIL WE STOP DOING IT!

What Us Worry?
see restrictions below

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According to the PWWFY survey
we now have the
#1 Lady-Friendly Golf Shop
in Colorado
(yeah, we got purses beyotches!)

FINE PRINT:
Thanks to our buddy Steph who gave us the idea for the golfer name game.
She gave us a really cute one she found online.
We couldn't be trusted to keep it safe and we lost it.
Plus, ours is waaay more phunny and more ornerier than the milk-toast version.
Apologies if you have a birthday on the 6th.
We know you suck at golf.
You knew it too? ...didn't you?

The KIDS EAT FO FREE DEAL is one free 'kidz meal' with every paid entree.
Kids gotta be under 18.
For example: if you are 75 and your kid is 55... that don't count!
Kids must be present, no doggie bags.
Another fine example: you can't bring a busload of kids, order a burger, and feed your horde.
Nice try, Goober!
Our staff never knows what we are doing and will get a glazed look in their eyes
when you tell them you are here for this deal.
We could tell them, but this is way more phun!

The PWWFY is the People Who Work For YT.
We aint all that jazzed about selling purses,
but it doesn't get much more lady-friendly than that.
Come by and give it a gander.
Get it?
Gander?

See ya on the links!

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