If you only golf once this year... what is wrong with you?

HERE ARE SOME CRAZY EVERYDAY DEALS:

THE TAVERN RESTAURANT
GRANDE OPENING
JUNE 4th

FINE PRINT:
All the 6 o'clock specials include range.
Because these specials are very popular, we will send golfers out on a
'first booked-first to tee off' basis.
You may book your tee time up to 2 weeks in advance... so do it!
The 6 o'clock specials are for UP TO 9-holes.
There are no rainchecks available for the 6 o'clock deals.
Wow, that sounded mean.
Sorta sorry!

The exception to the 12 at 12 deal would be on days
when we are raking in the big bucks from a gynormous tournament.
You realize if there is no tee time avaiable you can't play, right?
Well there... now you know.

We really will babysit your husbands with a credit card on file.
Gentlemen: we offer the same service for wife-sitting!
If you would like us to watch your kids we will also do that.
If we are babysitting kids be warned:
Every child will be fed a bowl of sugar
and will probably get a free puppy before we send them home.

'Work Out The Kinks Mondays' is good for Monday play
ANY MONDAY TEE TIME.

The TAVERN restaurant will be open to the public
NOT JUST GOLFERS!
We will have to eliminate some riff-raff probably
Don't be riff-raff

Wow, we seriously had a butt load of fine print this week.
Is it butt load or boat load?
Only the seriously deranged would read this much fine print.
Still reading? You worry us... and thanks for being our customer

See ya on the links!

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