MOMS golf is comp'd on Mothers' Day!

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Here is something NEW!

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Fine Print:
True story....
We were sooo close to having our first baby named "Saddleback" last year.
Mom was pretty close, but family ruined "Little Saddleback's" destiny.
The offer is still good.
It can't just be a nickname or even a middle name.
We want Saddleback to be his/her first name.

Moms are free with another paid player.
If the other player pays for green fee and cart...
Mom gets a green fee and cart.
If the other player only pays for a green fee because he is that cheap...
Mom will get the green fee and look to adopt.

We have a ton of JR programs this year.
They are PHUN and our PGA guy is one of the best,
not one of those douchey ones.

Johnson RV told us that they will honour ANYONE who wants to get their RV ready for Summer.
You don't have to be an OLD TURD to get the special.
They are going to bring some fancy schmancy RVs if you want to look at some really sweet rides.
They will be giving out some snacks, too.
They will DeWinterize (or Summerize?) your RV while you are out golfing.
You can only get the deal if you are golfing with us.
Also, the detailing is OFF-SITE at their shop.
Let em take your ride and get her detailed (exterior).

See ya on the links!

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