Saddleback Best/Worst of 2015

2015
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Here are the top 10 Golf Shots
for 2015
courtesy PGA tour
(click the pic)

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Memorable Phone Call

Customer:
"Do you have a tee time between 9:30 and 10:00?"

Staff:
"Sure... we have a 9:31"

Customer:
"Do you have anything earlier?"

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Most Surprising Comeback
AIR FORCE WINS!

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Best Trip
Mesquite 2015
54 participants
click here for info for the 2016 trip

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BEST/WORST IDEA

Who woulda thunk it?
When we labeled them
"stolen from Saddleback"
that wasn't a challenge.

we did get a lot of mileage for marketing,
but it definately became our
best/worst idea for 2015

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Best Tourney
(that wasn't yours)

The Saddleback Beer Tourney

We were told we had a lot of phun!

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Proudest Moment

rated us in the top 7 courses in the universe
for our friendliness
They say "in the country"
We say "in the universe"
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One of our saddest...
we lost our dear friend
'Butch'

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Scariest Moments of
2015
Deciding to build a
New ClubHouse

With a little luck
this won't win the "best/worst idea" category in 2016

Fine Print:
We have had a wonderful year... thanks to you!

This is the last moronic email you will get from us this year...probably.
If we send another one, THAT one will be the last one.

Happy NEW YEAR! Be safe.

See ya on the links!

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