Golf Digest Rated us #7, Husband-sitting now available, 27-hole Deal

Rated Saddleback
 #7 
Most Cheerful Course in the Universe!

Word to the wise:
Don't tell anybody about this or
we could be overwhelmed with
too many players
and you might have to play
amongst a bunch more riff-raff.

Also, who are the other 6?
We are plotting their demise.
We'll show 'em cheerful!

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It'll get ya...
27 holes of golf 
(includes cart)
any time after 12 Noon
weekdays
(pardner)

TIME WELL SPENT!

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Fine Print:
Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too.
BYW: We were 7th in the U.S. and not the universe.
Sorry, about that little lie

Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week.
No restrictions!

27 holes for $50.
Not really anything funny 'bout that.
Except we get ta use a bunch uh really bad grammer.

If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz,
we will comp you a draught just for playing.
Offer ends August 2nd
cause we are really good at losing lists...
We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow.
It's just a $5 beer,
but think what a good student you would have been
those 7 years you spent in High School
if you had been rewarded with beer!

See ya on the links!