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Best seat in the house on the 4th
is at Saddleback

Come out and enjoy the fireworks show

Play some golf, too
(it's how we pay the electric company)


VIP SEATING
is a cart escort to the base of the
fireworks show

You can't get any closer unless you
are the goon with the matches
$25
(includes 2 draws and cart)

SIGN UP NOW!
(or don't, see if we care a piddly-pooh)

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'Summer of 69'
is our Marathon Golf Special

Just $69 for all day
(includes cart, baby)

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FINE PRINT:
VIP seating is probably the sickest firework experience you can have.
Picture fireworks so close that the display is wider
than your peripheral vision can handle.
True story!
Sorry if we offended the 'match-guy' and called you a goon.
It is just an expression to give a visual for our audience.
They now have that mental image of you.
If you look like their mental image of a goon... we apologize, again.
Also, we know you aren't using a match to light the fuses,
you probably have some fancy butane lighter

Marathon golf is fun and that's all we are gonna say

See ya on the links!

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