Don't Make Us Release The Flying Monkeys

Speaking of Flying Monkeys
(remember, we were?)

Here is an aerial view of Saddleback
Shot in Standard-Definition
by
Standard-Flying Monkeys
Click here

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TARGETED MARKETING
(please take this test)

When you look at this person...
what is your first thought?

A)
I want to throw a rock at her & kick her
because she is pretty
and I want her to be my girlfriend
(or my new mommy)

Click here for Junior Lessons

B)
I want to date her, marry her,
and raise a family with her

Click here for PAY YOUR AGE info
where your green fee is your age
(from 18-27 years old)

or
Click here for information about FootGolf

or
Click here for the LPGA leaderboard

C)
Is that my nurse?

You have to check out our
Senior Special!

Old Turd Tuesdays
(50 Shades of Grey)

$37
Green Fee
Cart Fee
Lunch

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Mesquite Rewards

From our survey results!
Some of the comments we received
prompted us to offer a rewards program for
"Saddleback Frequent Players"
The more you play, the better YOUR package
will be for the 2016 Mesquite Trip.
We are working out the kinks,
but we know that it will reward your play at
Saddleback in 2015 if you are going next year

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Get out there, Bucko!

fine print:
We are still taking suggestions to make next year's Mesquite trip better.
We would love to hear from ya.
The Beer Tourney is just around the corner.
Don't wait to register for this great event.
Our 2015 TIME WELL SPENT campaign is getting a lot of wonderful and kind feedback.
Thank you for your beautiful comments.
Remember: Golf really is time well spent (it's more than just a tagline for us)
Be well, be silly, and be here on time for your tee time
SEE YA ON THE LINKS!

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Free Beer! An Old Turd Sandwich. Dinner, Wine, and 9.

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