Don't Make Us Release The Flying Monkeys

Speaking of Flying Monkeys
(remember, we were?)

Here is an aerial view of Saddleback
Shot in Standard-Definition
by
Standard-Flying Monkeys
Click here

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TARGETED MARKETING
(please take this test)

When you look at this person...
what is your first thought?

A)
I want to throw a rock at her & kick her
because she is pretty
and I want her to be my girlfriend
(or my new mommy)

Click here for Junior Lessons

B)
I want to date her, marry her,
and raise a family with her

Click here for PAY YOUR AGE info
where your green fee is your age
(from 18-27 years old)

or
Click here for information about FootGolf

or
Click here for the LPGA leaderboard

C)
Is that my nurse?

You have to check out our
Senior Special!

Old Turd Tuesdays
(50 Shades of Grey)

$37
Green Fee
Cart Fee
Lunch

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Mesquite Rewards

From our survey results!
Some of the comments we received
prompted us to offer a rewards program for
"Saddleback Frequent Players"
The more you play, the better YOUR package
will be for the 2016 Mesquite Trip.
We are working out the kinks,
but we know that it will reward your play at
Saddleback in 2015 if you are going next year

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Get out there, Bucko!

fine print:
We are still taking suggestions to make next year's Mesquite trip better.
We would love to hear from ya.
The Beer Tourney is just around the corner.
Don't wait to register for this great event.
Our 2015 TIME WELL SPENT campaign is getting a lot of wonderful and kind feedback.
Thank you for your beautiful comments.
Remember: Golf really is time well spent (it's more than just a tagline for us)
Be well, be silly, and be here on time for your tee time
SEE YA ON THE LINKS!

Comments

Why don't you just meet me in the middle?

We are halfway between you and your friends if you really think about it Statistically, that has to be true for at least a couple of you Meet your friends halfway at Saddleback for some golf or The Tavern for not some golf * * * * * Family golf Family Golf is back! For just $45 a family can golf up to 9-holes with carts and range balls The Family Golf Deal is every night* with tee times starting at 6pm. Families may book a tee time up to 2 weeks out tee times fill quickly Tee times are based on first booked/first to go play If you book your tee time on the day you play you will be put at the bottom of the list This offer is only valid if you have at least one junior (17, or under) in your group Up to 2 carts are included in this deal provided you have at least 2 adult drivers (18, or over) We won't accept a 16 or 17 year old to drive our carts, even if they have a drivers license or permit. That don't count, so...

Golf Free for 365 days

Win 365 days of green fees! The drawing will be sometime after halftime of Super Bowl LIII (Roman for 53, cause 53 would be too hard to write) You must be present to win Your first entry is free but you can add more entries whilst visiting The Tavern For every $10 you spend in The Tavern, you can put in an additional entry to increase your chances of winning The chances of winning are 1:(number of names in the hat) it's just math, look it up * * * * * Santa Claus is Coming to Town and we got him! Cookie decorating and hot cocoa with Santa DON'T FORGET YOUR CAMERAS Letter writing to Santa will insure he gets your child's letter (demands list) Plus, it saves you a stamp * * * * * SPEED-DATE-NIGHT! This Friday From 9-11pm If your dates usually end after 5 minutes... this is right up your alley If you would like to participate give Devon a call at 303.833.5000 (or leave a message at the bar) $20 will enter you into the Speed Dating ev...

We are not normal... not even close

Cancer doesn't care that she is only 16 years old Join us for a 100% DONATION tournament on August 3rd at 2pm Tatum is the daughter of our friend and colleague (Claire) Tatum was diagnosed with Hodgkins' Lymphoma this year She is currently going through chemotherapy treatments Your donation includes: Green Fees, Cart, and Range We require donations to be a minimum of $25/player, but we would hope that you could be more generous 100% of the monies raised will go to Tatum! She may spend it as she chooses She may put it towards her care She may put it towards 16-year old girl stuff She may put it away for college She may put it in her retirement (at 60) fund Registration is available now Call the shop to register 303.833.5000 For more information about this horrible disease we have included the link below from the Mayo Clinic Mayo Clinic-Hodgkin's Lymphoma * * * * * SUNDAY 9 and Dine according to prophecy If you have been looking for a soc...

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