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Good News
We currently have 44 golfers
(and counting)
going to Mesquite
in March

Bad News 
We didn't have that much room
OOPS!

Good News
Mesquite gave us 6 more rooms,
 a couple more tee times,
and an additional 10 days
for full payment


If you want to go...
you had better call the shop TODAY!

$99 will hold your spot

$480, per person
($580 after January 20th)

Full payment due on/before February 1


If you are going to Mesquite,
we will have a little gathering
in the proshop
Friday March 6 (6pm)
We will have info on pairings,
tee times, games, and that sorta crap


* * * * *
RANGE BALL
SPONSORSHIP
ADVERTISING OPPORTUNITY 
WITH US

The shop guys want to get ProV1 range balls

Management doesn't want to pay for it

Managment ain't the boss of us

If we can raise $6,000 in range ball sponsorship,
management will upgrade their
2015 range ball order from NXTs to ProV1s.

Here is where you can make that happen

We will offer advertising for your company


$6,000 will get your logo
and a brief message on 10,000 range balls.
Remember: it's just a tiny golf ball!

Plus, we can sweeten the deal with some golf

This may seem like a strange place for an ad,
but nobody has ProV1 range balls...
NOBODY

YOUR AD
WILL BE SEEN AND
REMEMBERED!


If you would like to sponsor the entire program,
1/2, or even 1/4 of this program,
give ROBO or SCOOTER a call.
We only have a couple of weeks to nail this down
before we place our range ball order for the year

If you are looking for a truly unique way
to advertise your company....here it is.

Also, we send out these ridiculous emails
every weekend.
We will give you a spot in a couple of these
(or you can pay us not to)

18,000 email subscribers
25-40% open rate
If you don't have a business
and would like to see your face
(or your ex-wife)
on 10,000 range balls, let's talk!


CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

* * * * *

Cocktail Contest

Final Week 

Thanks to:
Zach, Nick, Nicole, Joey, Marilyn,
Brad, and Steven for their entries


enter your recipe for
the saddleback exclusive
'Tears of Golfers' cocktail.

Put your recipe
on our facebook page
(or however you can...robo will post it)

The value of the final prize
will equal
(number of entries) X ($10)


Winner(s) will be named next week


fine print:
$99 deposit is non-refundable
Payment towards trip is non-refundable effective January 31st.
ROBO will be calling SLACKERS on Tuesday Feb 1st, if you are not paid in full.
If ROBO has to call you, you will be assigned a room next to the dumpster,
you will have to play the back tees, he will stick his thumb in your food,
and he will add a 2 stroke penalty on your score card.
We have to be paid in full...not because we are jerks
(well... we sort of are),
but we have to send the money to the Nevada Boys
and the Nevada Boys don't take kindly to refunding it once they got it.
If you need more info on the trip CLICK HERE
If you don't need any more info CLICK HERE
(it doesn't do anything)
Add $130 if you want to room alone
See ya on the links!

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