Next Friday (27th) kicks-off the SWINGERS Summer Season

Friday June 27th
Season Opener
Swingers

Friday Night Golf Social

9-holes of golf with cart
(shotgun at 5:30)

Awesome Dinner

Professional Trivia M.C. during Dinner
(win fabulous cash and prizes playing trivia in teams)

$75/couple
click here
to register/pay
(link only active until June 24th)

No internet?
|Call to register
303.833.5000

Can't make it on the 27th?
Click Here
to see our other great
Summer Couples' Events

Don't miss the August 1st
MURDER MYSTERY night
or
The August 15th
GLOWBALL

FINE PRINT:
Pass holders save up to $20 on the Summer packages
Awesome dinner is still unknown
I am hoping for Mexican...food
We hired a professional trivia M.C. for the opener
Are you surprised to know that there are professional trivia M.Cs?
Us too!
No internet? That was meant to be funny. Not real funny.
What is funny is that we will get emails
because some folks won't read this far but they
will have read that question and question
our question.
"How are they supposed to get email and not have internet?"
they will ask and then call us morons, or the like.
We laugh because we usually have a pool going.
The over/under right now is at 5 if you want to play along.
Both the Murder Mystery and the Glowball will have
capped registration at about 80 players
We would recommend registration asap
when the registration opens

With that....
See ya on the links!

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