Ladies League Registration Drive (and other fancy stuff)

Ladies League Free Day
May 7th
(registration drive)

WHUH?

If you have been thinking
about joining a ladies league...???

Play with a member of
SWGA
and your green fee is comp'd.

Any lady who registers THAT day
will also save $10 off her league dues

* * * * *

Premium Club Auction

Full Sets
No minimums
No reserves

We have been overwhelmed
with requests to price the clubs
in a 'buy now' style

We obliged

If you can't stand it and need them now
You can buy them, NOW!

Fine print:
Registration drive green fee is a 9-hole green fee.
Cart is not included.
To qualify for the comp green fee,
visiting ladies must be playing with a
current member of the SWGA.
(Saddleback Womens' Golf Association)
BTW: you must be female (as far as we know)
Furthermore, participants must have not been in the SWGA
for at least the past 2 seasons.
Saddleback requires an email from every participant
so that we can send you more crap that you may or may not like.
To make this perfectly clear....
if you were in the SWGA last year, or the year before that,
you don't get the comp.
We already have you suckered into this crazy game.
We are trying to attract new victims.
Now stop looking for loopholes!
When we say inundated...
we mean to say there were 2 guys
that thought they needed a Buy Now price
for the auction items
because waiting til May 25th is
waaaaay too long to wait.
Wussies!
If you have bid on any of the sets,
consider yourself notificated.
See ya on the links!

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