The Pass Is Nearly Here (and our naked Superintendant)

Superintendant Flemming
doesn't mind the snow

but enough about him!

Next Friday-Sunday

The 2014 Golf Expo Deal...

Plus, an additional 4th play bonus deal for just $30

Click on the logo below to order
up to 2 passes online

This link goes LIVE Friday morning

$99

This pass
sold out
online
in just a few short hours
(last year)

There are a limited number
of passes available
(this year)

Not-so-fine print section:

Not really a picture of
SuperRob Treehugger Flemming.

The 2014 EXPO pass is only available
online or at the EXPO.

The online link to purchase the passes
will go LIVE
about 9am next Friday
and may be shut off at any time
when we sell out.

There are only a limited number
of passes available.

Participants may only purchase 2
of these passes, max.

Use for the pass is one use per day.

The bonus 4th round offer is
NOT VALID ON SAME DAY
AS THE REDEEMED ROUND
FROM THE PASS.
YOU MUST USE THE 4th ROUND
ON A FUTURE VISIT!

This $99 deal includes:
one round at each course
and includes cart.

There are no restrictions for the pass
other than it may not be used for
league nor tournament play.
If we just misused the use of or/nor,
keep it to yourself Poindexter...
we don't really care.
See ya on the links!

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