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I Like Big Putts...

END OF SEASON CLUB CLOSEOUT!

Shop inventory and demos are on sale now
Come in and make us an offer

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OUR CUSTOMERS ARE THE BEST!

YEAH, THAT'S YOU

Thanks, for not sucking

The randomly drawn winners in the
"Is Babs a Stinker? Contest"

Kathleen B of Brighton
Christopher F of Longmont
Rick H of Brighton

and the creativity award goes to....
Kyle M of Denver
(Kyle: you are one sick puppy)

These winners will receive:
a complimentary green fee
(for themselves and a friend)
Plus, will even throw in the cart
Some restrictions apply-read the fine print!

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Here it is, FINE PRINT:
Closeout items include just the crap in the shop.
It does not apply to crap you want to order.
'Make an offer' means start low
because we never take the first offer.
Expect us to counter your offer.
Demos may be purchased now!
We have never sold our demo inventory this early.
Not sure why I just told you that.
The winners of the 'Stinker' contest will receive a comp
twosome that must be redeemed by September 15th.
Hey, that's 3 weeks!
We don't want this on the books forever.
The prizes must be redeemed 'in full' in one day.
No rainchecks.
We reserve the right to change this to suit our greedy needs.
This is why we got in trouble with BABS.
We didn't put all this fine print on her stupid card
and now you understand why.
Still reading?
The prizes may be redeemed anytime weekdays
or, after 2 pm on weekends.
That is the best THE SUITS would allow.
See ya on the links!

If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!

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