 NEW FOR
2013
PAY YOUR AGE
18-26 years old? (Generation Y)  all you pay is your age for your green fee The PAY YOUR AGE offer is valid anytime weekdays and after 2pm weekends and holidays because we don't want you here all the time.
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We ordered a new range ball machine and balls You may have just asked yourself..."Self, why do they think I care about this?" Here's why, Goober! 1) You can load a prepaid card and not have to come in the proshop and have to deal with our ornery, misbehavin', smart-alecky staff. Plus, the more you load... the more you save! D) Better balls = more effective practice. Want to know how you're really hitting your clubs? Hit a better range ball. You can get cheaper buckets, but...you deserve better than that.
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Scooter wants to let you know that he got the new PING G25 irons and woods in the shop and they are affordable and gorgeous.  Also, we received some new 'stripes and brights' apparel in the shop. Come give 'em a 'look-see' ******* 2013 OLD TURD TUESDAYS
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2013
 Senior Special (60 and prunier) Any Tuesday in 2013 Green fee, cart, and lunch $35
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE MEN'S LEAGUE...
 The Men’s Club at Saddleback Golf Club Wants You to Join Us for Fun & $$$ Whether you’re a duffer, a stick or something in between... you’ll have fun and maybe make some money playing in, The Saddleback Men’s Club We play on Thursdays and the average pot last year was more than $1000!!!! We also hold 12 tournaments a year and several Matches with neighboring clubs. Click here to go to the Men's Club website or contact the proshop
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MESQUITE TRIP
If you want to sign up for the April 24-27 Mesquite trip... Get 'hold of Ramone this week! As low as $392 for lodging and 3 days of golf 303.913.9370 ray2026@q.com
FINE PRINT:
18-26 year olds'... We heard you whining about golf being too expensive. Whah. Here ya go with the new special! Now, knock it off. We also heard you whining that your mommy needs to cut your food for you and bring you a little snacky-snack while you play your video games. We can't help you with that. Hey Junior! When we were your age our video games didn't even have a pause button. Regular cart rates apply, 'cause it would do ya good to get some exercise. The Mens' League is really a blast and there really are some pigeons to pluck. Oh sure...there are a couple of buttheads, but they pretty much know who they are. The snow is melting and we should be playin' soon See ya on the links! |
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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