Our Bestest Buddy
RanDoggy
is retiring soon.
His replacement starts training
on Monday
We want to 'break-in' the new guy right.
Remember, we don't like bullies, nor
mean-spirited stuff so...
keep it fun.
RanDoggy
is retiring soon.
His replacement starts training
on Monday
We want to 'break-in' the new guy right.
Remember, we don't like bullies, nor
mean-spirited stuff so...
keep it fun.
At his interview, 'New Guy Mike' stated
"THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT"
When we stopped laughing,
I thought
'what a great opportunity for a prank'
"THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT"
When we stopped laughing,
I thought
'what a great opportunity for a prank'
Keep in mind that
the new guy thinks you are always right
This sooooo works in your favor
for the next week or two.
the new guy thinks you are always right
This sooooo works in your favor
for the next week or two.
First part of the prank:
Make him think you know him...
Come out and golf this next week, or two,
and when you see him say...
"Hey, Mike. How have you been?...
new guys are trying to remember everybody
and get embarassed that you know them
but they can't remember you
...I haven't seen you since....
(Insert your joke here)
some of the finishing lines we thought of were:
...that Turkish prison.
...I had to sneak out your window.
...your parole board review.
(you get the idea)
Second part of the prank:
"Because you are always right"
try to convince him...
...of the rate you usually pay (make it up)
...the reason why your group is fast and
can play a 5 or 6-some
...of your special needs
like: warm cookies, colder ice, foot rubs
(AGAIN, YOU GET THE IDEA)
...that Turkish prison.
...I had to sneak out your window.
...your parole board review.
(you get the idea)
Second part of the prank:
"Because you are always right"
try to convince him...
...of the rate you usually pay (make it up)
...the reason why your group is fast and
can play a 5 or 6-some
...of your special needs
like: warm cookies, colder ice, foot rubs
(AGAIN, YOU GET THE IDEA)
Keep it fun.
We want to welcome him,
not scare him off.
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We want to welcome him,
not scare him off.
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Contest Winners
Holy Toledo!
We had no idea we were going to get
over 200 responses to the Cardboard Man Contest.
The 'Suits' shot me down for a comp round
for every "Guess-er"
BUT
they gave me the nod for a comp beer
for everyone who played the game.
Not bad!
Guessers/Golfers playing before April 1st
can get a comp draw.
We had to put a time limit on it 'cause
we don't want to track this crap all year.
BTW:
Holy Toledo!
We had no idea we were going to get
over 200 responses to the Cardboard Man Contest.
The 'Suits' shot me down for a comp round
for every "Guess-er"
BUT
they gave me the nod for a comp beer
for everyone who played the game.
Not bad!
Guessers/Golfers playing before April 1st
can get a comp draw.
We had to put a time limit on it 'cause
we don't want to track this crap all year.
BTW:
We are pretty confident the Cardboard Man
is/was
David Frost
Thanks, for playin'
...and thanks for some of the phunny guesses
e.g. DB Cooper, Laura Davies, Natalie Gulbis, Bobby PinnacleGlad our friends, GET IT!
Fine Print:
RanDoggy really is retiring soon.
Don't forget to come pay your final (counter) respects.
You will see him more on the course than ever before.
Keep in mind: He doesn't have to be nice to you, now that he aint workin'.
(But, we bet he stays a sweetheart)
It just dawned (or is it Donned?) on me...
you knew we didn't think you're always right? Right?
Sorry if that came as a shock to you.
If you were an underage guesser in the Cardboard Man Contest,
you obviously won't get a comp beer.
You may have a soda.
Before you ask...the answer is NO!
NO, you can't trade the beer for... [insert any word you like, here]See ya on the links, when the snow clears!
is/was
David Frost
Thanks, for playin'
...and thanks for some of the phunny guesses
e.g. DB Cooper, Laura Davies, Natalie Gulbis, Bobby PinnacleGlad our friends, GET IT!
Fine Print:
RanDoggy really is retiring soon.
Don't forget to come pay your final (counter) respects.
You will see him more on the course than ever before.
Keep in mind: He doesn't have to be nice to you, now that he aint workin'.
(But, we bet he stays a sweetheart)
It just dawned (or is it Donned?) on me...
you knew we didn't think you're always right? Right?
Sorry if that came as a shock to you.
If you were an underage guesser in the Cardboard Man Contest,
you obviously won't get a comp beer.
You may have a soda.
Before you ask...the answer is NO!
NO, you can't trade the beer for... [insert any word you like, here]See ya on the links, when the snow clears!
If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO 80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com
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