Procrastinator Sale

DON'T BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS
THAT DON'T FIT!

GET YOUR LOVED ONES
"SURE-FIRE" GIFTS THAT WILL FIT ANY RUMP
ON YOUR NAUGHTY OR NICE LIST

We sell gift cards for any amount from $1 to $999,999
How about a RETRO headcover?

These throwbacks to a kinder gentler time are only $24

You don't have to be old to appreciate them.

If you are old,
we will throw in a free 8X10 of Matlock
with every headcover purchase!
(while supply last-we only have one)

PROCRASTINATOR SALE

Purchase a $100 (or more) gift card
Between Dec 17th and Dec 24th
and receive a complimentary weekday green fee

We will be open 24/7 for your shopping convenience
(24/7 means we will only be open about 24 hours in that 7 day period. Hey, we got crap to do, too!)

FINE PRINT:
Gift cards may be used for anything at Saddleback, even food and beverage.
The comp green fee with the $100 (or more) gift card is for non-holiday weekdays good until April 15th, 2013.
Because you admit to being a Procrastinator, we had to put an end date on the offer.
We chose April 15th because it allows you to drop off your tax filing and play some golf on the same day.
That last joke was funnier before I actually wrote it, then read it.
Hey, they can't all be gems! These are stressful times.
The combinations of colors for the Retro Headcovers are extensive.
Got a favorite team? Odds are, we have that combination in our "Retros"
Come check em out.
See ya on the links!

If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO 80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

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