This Friday
 Season Finale SWINGERS NIGHT Prime Rib Dinner and Golf 5pm shotgun Dinner follows the round$70, per couple (fricken cheap!) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Join us this holiday season Book your holiday get-together in our 4-Season Pavilion CLICK HERE for a 360 degree virtual tour  Corporate Christmas Coterie Hanukkah Happening Festivus Fete Kwanzaa Kaffeklatsch Winter Wedding New Years' Stuff (nothing clever available) For venue pricing and availability, contact Lanna 720.937.3375 lannaomalley@msn.com
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Upcoming Tournaments with
OPEN REGISTRATION If you would like to see what tournaments are available... Join A Tournament (CLICK HERE)   FINEST OF PRINT: As is always the case; couples need not be married, dating, or even like one another to participate in the Couples Golf Nights. Sorry about the uncomfortable transition from 'fricken cheap' to trying to sell you on a nice gathering at Saddleback for the holidays. It's how we roll.... without any real direction. If you are for some reason offended by the plethora of holidays we honour... get over yourself, already. You thought another apology was coming, huh? How 'bout this.... sorry, you are wound so tight. If you call Lanna (rhymes with banana, not sauna) please don't mention donuts or beer. She is dieting and we are all walking around on eggshells. You've been warned. See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, CO 80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgolf.com    |
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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