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GLOWBALLCouples' Night
FRIDAY JUNE 15THDinner begins at 7:17pm
Golf starts at dark (don't ask us what time that is, we only know by looking)$70, per couple includes:Dinner for 2, green fees, cart, and 2 glowballsAdditional balls may be purchasedLimited space available This event sells out quickly!
Call the shop now (credit card in hand) to register

SOMMER JUNIOR GOLF Starts this Tuesday
We didn't misspell Summer
(please read on)PGA Certified Teaching Instructor
SCOTT SOMMERS
(get it?)


"Scooter"
kicks off the Junior program this week9am, 10am, or 11am
Tuesday thru Fridayone lesson $10
Pakage of 8 lessons, $69
Accommodations will be made for vacations!Drop-ins are OK
 Fine Print:
The Glowball dinner will be held, regardless of the weather.
In case of weather cancellation, participants may receive a raincheck for their golf,
or a credit towards the next Couples' event.
Absolutely no cancellations will be honored after 1pm on Tuesday, June12th
even if you die. In whichcase you will be praying for ice water, anywho.
The Glowball dinner will be Chinese food because that is what we like.
If you don't like Chinese food, we won't make you eat it.
You should get on the food committee. Actually, there is no such thing.
JUNIOR LESSONS: if you are extremely late picking up your junior after their lesson
we will feed them a bowl of sugar and give them a new puppy.
We have been trying to figure out what Scooter is pointing at in his picture.
The grass? New computer?
...and what is up with his tiny little arm?
See ya on the links!


If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!

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