 We had a pretty good 2011 BUT... Dont make us threaten you again with SNOWBALL's demise That is not beneath us! We thought of little snowball again because earlier this week we had a little 3-legged dog that came in the shop. The little 3-legged fella walked up to our bar and told our bartender, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my pa" We don't have anything to sell ya this week We did want to tell you about some upcoming stuff There is a great lesson program that is only $99 (oops... I didn't think we had anything to sell ya) that will get you ready for the season Get Golf Ready is: five short lessons everything you'll need to know to play with confidence guided by PGA Professionals fun each step of the way great way to learn the game great for the beginner golfer We provided a quick link to the site (below) Click Here for PGA program "Get Golf Ready" (or, if you are reading this over our toilet or urinal, don't click anything and sign up after you wash yourself) FINE PRINT: Hopefully, everyone we offended last year with our 'Snowball' campaign has already unsubscribed. ITS A JOKE! We love animals, especially the ones you put in fajitas. If you want to see the Pavillion Grand Opening Pix visit our Facebook page. The pictures were taken before you got wasted. The pictures we took later in the evening will be put on the internet, if you don't meet our demands. We were just at a golf industry show in Vegas last week. A trip with your boss? You gotta wonder if that is ever a good idea. WIll it end up like Hangover, Brokeback Mountain, or Vegas Vacation? I'd tell ya, but...I won't quit him. See ya on the links! |
Win 30 Days of Green Fees (or don't, we don't care) Click on the facebook link (above) Answer this question Of all your golf buddies.... Best Swing? Worst Swing? Keep in mind they will probably fire back at you!!! We will draw a random winner for 30 days of green fees Winning has never been easier! (or some other stupid tag line you need to get you to play) * * * * * FootGolf? We are planning on being the first FootGolf course in Colorado If everything goes as planned we will be open the FootGolf course around April 15th What is FootGolf? Thanks for asking. FootGolf is a fun hybrid of soccer and golf. Players kick a soccer ball at oversized cups and like golf try to do it in as few shots (kicks) as possible. It is played right on the golf course. Won't it interfere with 'real' golf? No. Participants are expected to play at a pace of play that 'all golfers' are asked to meet. The participants of FootGolf will be reserving tee-times just like ...
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