 We had a pretty good 2011 BUT... Dont make us threaten you again with SNOWBALL's demise That is not beneath us! We thought of little snowball again because earlier this week we had a little 3-legged dog that came in the shop. The little 3-legged fella walked up to our bar and told our bartender, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my pa" We don't have anything to sell ya this week We did want to tell you about some upcoming stuff There is a great lesson program that is only $99 (oops... I didn't think we had anything to sell ya) that will get you ready for the season Get Golf Ready is: five short lessons everything you'll need to know to play with confidence guided by PGA Professionals fun each step of the way great way to learn the game great for the beginner golfer We provided a quick link to the site (below) Click Here for PGA program "Get Golf Ready" (or, if you are reading this over our toilet or urinal, don't click anything and sign up after you wash yourself) FINE PRINT: Hopefully, everyone we offended last year with our 'Snowball' campaign has already unsubscribed. ITS A JOKE! We love animals, especially the ones you put in fajitas. If you want to see the Pavillion Grand Opening Pix visit our Facebook page. The pictures were taken before you got wasted. The pictures we took later in the evening will be put on the internet, if you don't meet our demands. We were just at a golf industry show in Vegas last week. A trip with your boss? You gotta wonder if that is ever a good idea. WIll it end up like Hangover, Brokeback Mountain, or Vegas Vacation? I'd tell ya, but...I won't quit him. See ya on the links! |
June 19th Friday Night Couples Night Season Opener $79/couple includes: 9-holes of golf & cart Steak Dinner Wine Tasting Registration is now open Golf at 5:45 (shotgun) Dinner at 8:00 Click here for the 2015 Couples' Schedule * * * * * What would you say to an OLD TURD SANDWICH? "Hello, Old Turd Sandwich!" Starting this Tuesday JUNE 2nd Saddlebacks' Old Turd Tuesday Deal NOW INCLUDES A SANDWICH as a lunch choice (if you are sick of our dogs) $37 INCLUDES: Senior Green Fee Ancient Cart Fee Elderly Lunch * * * * * Don't forget our ANNIVERSARY Tuesday, June 2nd Your SECOND DRAUGHT BEER IS FREE! (with proof you got this email) * * * * * TIME WELL SPENT FINE PRINT: Congratulations to our newest little Saddlebacker: Born May 28th around dinner time... Oliver Madison Flemming Congrats: (papa) "Super-Rob", (brother) Jackson, and (mama) Anne. Couples need not be married, dating, nor even like one another to participate in the Couples' Even
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