 We had a pretty good 2011 BUT... Dont make us threaten you again with SNOWBALL's demise That is not beneath us! We thought of little snowball again because earlier this week we had a little 3-legged dog that came in the shop. The little 3-legged fella walked up to our bar and told our bartender, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my pa" We don't have anything to sell ya this week We did want to tell you about some upcoming stuff There is a great lesson program that is only $99 (oops... I didn't think we had anything to sell ya) that will get you ready for the season Get Golf Ready is: five short lessons everything you'll need to know to play with confidence guided by PGA Professionals fun each step of the way great way to learn the game great for the beginner golfer We provided a quick link to the site (below) Click Here for PGA program "Get Golf Ready" (or, if you are reading this over our toilet or urinal, don't click anything and sign up after you wash yourself) FINE PRINT: Hopefully, everyone we offended last year with our 'Snowball' campaign has already unsubscribed. ITS A JOKE! We love animals, especially the ones you put in fajitas. If you want to see the Pavillion Grand Opening Pix visit our Facebook page. The pictures were taken before you got wasted. The pictures we took later in the evening will be put on the internet, if you don't meet our demands. We were just at a golf industry show in Vegas last week. A trip with your boss? You gotta wonder if that is ever a good idea. WIll it end up like Hangover, Brokeback Mountain, or Vegas Vacation? I'd tell ya, but...I won't quit him. See ya on the links! |
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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