 We had a pretty good 2011 BUT... Dont make us threaten you again with SNOWBALL's demise That is not beneath us! We thought of little snowball again because earlier this week we had a little 3-legged dog that came in the shop. The little 3-legged fella walked up to our bar and told our bartender, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my pa" We don't have anything to sell ya this week We did want to tell you about some upcoming stuff There is a great lesson program that is only $99 (oops... I didn't think we had anything to sell ya) that will get you ready for the season Get Golf Ready is: five short lessons everything you'll need to know to play with confidence guided by PGA Professionals fun each step of the way great way to learn the game great for the beginner golfer We provided a quick link to the site (below) Click Here for PGA program "Get Golf Ready" (or, if you are reading this over our toilet or urinal, don't click anything and sign up after you wash yourself) FINE PRINT: Hopefully, everyone we offended last year with our 'Snowball' campaign has already unsubscribed. ITS A JOKE! We love animals, especially the ones you put in fajitas. If you want to see the Pavillion Grand Opening Pix visit our Facebook page. The pictures were taken before you got wasted. The pictures we took later in the evening will be put on the internet, if you don't meet our demands. We were just at a golf industry show in Vegas last week. A trip with your boss? You gotta wonder if that is ever a good idea. WIll it end up like Hangover, Brokeback Mountain, or Vegas Vacation? I'd tell ya, but...I won't quit him. See ya on the links! |
Old Turd Tuesdays Yes, the Senior Special went up $2 Yes, you can dig up another tin can in your yard to get some more $2 bills Yes, it is EVERY Tuesday Yes, we took out the prune buffet bar Yes, we have no bananas (if you get that joke... you ARE old) Yes, we love you goofballs! * * * * * Identify as a woman? have we got a deal for you Women's Wednesdays 18-hole green fee shared cart & range balls Just $44 * * * * * VoyeurCam https://www.ipcamlive.com/60107401cc993 If ya wanna see LIVE course conditions or ya just wanna spy on your buddies * * * * * Did you know we have 5 & 10 Play Passes? Well... we do FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is $320 The 10-play pass is $580 ​(weekend savings is about $80 and $220, respectively) When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I don't want to...
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