The New Pavillion and Grand Opening Party

The Pavillion Grand Opening Party Is Set For March 1st
Complimentary Beer and
hor derves..hour dourves...hore dirvs...
SNACKS!

Plus, great giveaways!

Party starts at 5:27 PM
Ends at 7:04 PM

The pavillion is all glassed-in and heated. Yee Haw!
Sunscreen will be provided
No one under 21 please!!!

You might be asking yourself..."Self...Why are they only showing the top of this picture"?

I'll tell ya:
First of all, my boss sent me a picture that is so large that it is practically 'actual size'
and it would take an hour to download from the time you opened this email blast.
You are too busy for that!
Statistics show that your attention span is only about 6 seconds.
Considering how slow you read, we do our best to keep your attentions.

Secondly, our Golf Course Superintendant, "Super-Rob"
hates that the picture (refer to above-stay awake) was just recently
taken and it looks a bit 'constructiony' (yes, that's a word)
and there are no pretty flowers or other greenery.

If you are planning to attend this event,
please RSVP by February 23rd(this Thursday)
We need a head count for the Kegs and Food
RSVP to Cory Elam
mailto:www.coryelamweddings@comcast.net
or call her at720.454.4442

FINE PRINT:
Yes, we know how to spell the fancy word for snacks, we just didn't want to act all snoody!
True story about the picture.
No animals were harmed in the production of this eblast...so far as you know.
If we can't get you out here for free beer and food, you didn't understand what you just read.
It's not like we can dumb this crap down any more. What are you, an amoeba?
No one under 21 please because of the free alcohol. What were you thinking?
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
You are different than other people....and that's not good!
see ya on the rinks

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