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Aerify Schmaerify

  fine print:
Hey! We hate this crap as much as you do.
It won't really be like a lunar surface...don't be such a wussy!
"Super Rob" (our Superintendent) tells us that the smaller 3/8" tine and 3" spacing that he employs
is the most effective modern method of aerification and the greens will heal fast.
The greens will be back to his standards, pronto.
Of note: when he was explaining it to us we shook our heads and squinted our eyes as if we understood...we didn't.
For the warmup bucket of balls you gotta be here in time to hit them.
We will not be just handing out tokens willy-nilly. If we did that, we'd run out of tokens (Waaa). Before you email me the term "aerate" in lieu of aerify....I totally agree.
I don't know who (or when) someone decided to start calling it aerify.
I have to liken it to the change of calling flip flops-flip flops that my generation called thongs.
Please explain to your kids 'when a thong was a thong'
Couple things of note: We argued whether or not there are 2 'P's or 1 'P' in crappiest. We settled on 2.
If you know the right number of 'P's in the word, let us know.
Secondly, don't act like sanded greens will really effect your game...we've seen you play.
See ya on the sandy links!

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