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Ok, we have been giving a lot of grief to the Karaoke crowd lately and apparantly they are an angry bunch. The signup is so lackluster that that we are nearing what has been deemed
"NE’ER-e-OKE" which we are told is a term that means, 'You set up the show and no one will sign up or sing'.
It's too late to apologize, so we won't even go there.
Don't think about the harassing comments we have been slinging at you.
Think about the spaghetti dinner and your time to shine (even if it is just in your own mind).
OK, sorry for that one.
A Friday Night Date Night for 2 for only $75? What a deal.
The Senior Special is nearing its end. We are a little sad.
The smells of Summer replaced with the aroma of mentholated cremes and ointments.
It really does bring a tear to our eye. (the menthol, not the sentiment)
We recognize 60 yrs old as a Senior.
Those of you who are 58 and 1/2 and 59 can argue your point all you want, but ,
you don't qualify for the Senior rate. Sorry.
Enjoy the Fall (the season, not the accident) of your life before you step over life's threshold.
Those of you who are well over 60,
you may not want to wait another week to take advantage of the offer.
The clock is ticking!  tick tock
See ya on the links!

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