Because 60% of our seniors were complaining that the special did not include a $5 token with the package, we added it in...at 60% of value. If you were part of the 40% that were fine with the original offer, please complain to the majority. Besides, you were probably part of that larger percentage of seniors that complained that we ran out of Metamucil and the Prune Bufffet Bar was closed. By the way, a senior is at least 60 years old, according to our cash registers.
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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