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FIREWORKSALLOWEEN

Fireworksalloween ​ WHO HAS FIREWORKS and A HALLOWEEN PARTY? WE DO! $40  includes: Costume Contest (optional) Appetizers Fireworks Show & Country Music Show with WYNN VARBLE Wynn could best be described as a comedian with a guitar While he can write serious songs like the award winning "Have You Forgotten" by Darryl Worley, or the light hearted #1 hit "Waitin' On A Woman" by Brad Paisley, he also has a way about him for tapping into a raw sense of humor   Some other hit songs you might recognize: "A Little More Country Than That" by Easton Corbin, "Mom" by Garth Brooks, "Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind" by Kellie Pickler, "Sounds Like Life To Me", "I Just Came Back From A War", and "When You Need My Love" by Darryl Worley. Get ready for a great time when you sit down to listen to Wynn Varble tell his stories and sing his songs Some of the other artists Wynn has had songs recorded by,...

Golf Swing Lube

You are preparing for your round and must choose your swing lube What are you drinking? Water? Something athletic? Something else? If you are looking for post-round swing lubes & nourishment and there is a Bronco Game or a Packer Game on.... * * * * *   Because we are offering all this swing lube crap... Now we need some people to prep it and serve it click here for an application for employment Fine Print: swing lube! Not a lot of fine print this time. We reserve the right to add some more fine print if you found some loophole we didn't anticipate. See ya on the links!

#1 Golf Swing Tip (you win if you can do it)

Golf Swing Tip #1 Clear your mind and have one simple swing thought YEAH RIGHT! WATCH OUR VIDEO! we wish it wasn't true, but it is * * * * * Is it just us...  does even the most mundane crap sound cool when your buddy  with an English accent reads it?   watch the vid Our  EnglishMan buddy tells you about our new Fall hours for THE TAVERN restaurant Sounds boring, right? Give it a look-see Send us your FALL MENU ideas (or don't... we don't care) ​Fine print: Lessons will help, but you gotta lower your expectations. You ain't never gonna be on tour. Enjoy the game as best you can. There, we said it. It really can be phun. THE TAVERN's new Fall hours kick off Monday. Happy Labor Day! See ya on the links! ok, now we have used too many of these !!!!

Golf Terms Glossary

We came across this great link from PGA.COM that may prove useful in 'cocktail-talk' with golfers  (especially if you are new to the game) Just clic the pic to go to the PGA site Keep the link handy  (or don't, we don't care) Amaze your golf friends with how  "smarty-pantsy" you are We guarantee you will learn a couple NEW terms that you can casually  drop into a conversation The fun in that? Nobody at your table (we envisioned you sharing drinks) will NOT want to know the meaning of the term(s) you just used They will be forced to go to the Google-Machine to see what you were talking about OR they will have to ask you what you just said... YOU look like a genius! * * * * *  * * * * * TOMORROW! FINE PRINT: Our comment that 'you look like a genius' may be a bit of a stretch. If your are too familiar with your friends they may realize you have no idea what you are talking about, they also read this stupid email, or you are jus...

Happy Hour and a couple of jokers telling jokes

OUR HAPPIEST HAPPY HOUR s HAPPY HOURS  available on all the days that end in  'Y' (why not?) * * * * * We have 2 new jokes for you... from a couple of our favorite jokers! * * * * * We had some inquiries about our 5 and 10 play passes We really did... so don't go thinking we just threw this crap in here to sell you stuff 5 or 10 Play Passes FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is $250 The 10-play pass is $450 When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' (we seriously just over-used that joke in one email) Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I walk and/or don't want to hit range balls? We won't make you do either May I buy more than one pass? Yes, but each card can only be used by the cardholder and they expire 365 days from purchase FINE PRONT: we just accidentally spelled 'print' wrong  and we chose to leave it misspelled  just to mess with some of you.  We ...

Golf in the dark. What could go wrong?

GLOWBALL NIGHT THIS   FRIDAY  golf in the dark Dinner kicks it off at 7pm ribs, carnita taco bar, cole slaw, house-made ancho potato chips, brownies for dessert At about 8:30 we will head out onto the course We will be golfing on holes 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 avoiding hole #4 Dependent upon course set up it may be reduced to 6 or 7 holes for your safety We encourage decorating your cart (and yourself ) with glow necklaces and lanterns. It will keep you a little bit safer and it is really fun We  occasionally reward the best decorated cart with a special prize. We aren't saying we will, but we are saying we might You will want to bring: flashlights mosquito spray friends We will play in 6-somes because it is more social and you need to work on your social skills Call the shop to pay/register 303.833.5000 * * * * *  Happy Hour  * * * * * ViDeO JOkE of THe DaY! * * * * * Need something to do tomorrow? JUNE 11 GAM...

Fireworks you little firecracker

We have 3 package options available for the 4th of July festivities Option #1  $55/Person Dinner at 7:00 in The Tavern Out to the course  at 8:30 to view fireworks No children's discount No special dietary requests can be accommodated Option #2 $55/Person Dinner at 8:00 in The Tavern Reserved Terrace Seating  (Patio) No children's discount ​No special dietary requests can be accommodated Dinners for #1 and #2 Choice of Prime Rib or Grilled Salmon, or Kale and Brussels Sprouts Ravioli.  salad choice  House or Spinach dessert choice  Strawberry Shortcake, or Banana Foster Sundae, or Brownie Sundae  NOTE: There is no discount for children for Options  #1 and #2 Option #3 $25/Person   $15/child 10 and under BBQ Buffet in The Pavilion Reserved Seating Area at The Pavilion BBQ Ribs Chicken Tenders Pulled Pork Sliders plus, lot's of fixin's ​ No special dietary requests can be accommodated All prices include tax an...