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Golf Joke of the week

A friend of ours passed away this past golf season. His name was Charlie We were surprised when Charlie called the proshop from heaven He asked for one of our other best customers (who happened to be in The Tavern) His name is Joe We put Joe on the line and Joe put the call on speaker for all to hear "Hey Joe... this is Charlie and I just wanted to let you know that there is golf in heaven" "Wow, that's awesome buddy!" exclaimed Joe "Glad that makes you happy... I put you in our foursome for next Tuesday" Have fun Joe! BTW: Tuesdays is "Old Turd Tuesday" $37 includes: Senior Green Fee Range Shared Cart & $3 voucher in The Tavern

Turn the world on with a smile

NEXT SUNDAY  SOMEONE WILL WIN FREE GREEN FEES  FOR ONE YEAR * * * * * It's BACK online sales begin at 9am on February 10th Limited quantities. This deal may sell out before Sunday' deadline. 3 rounds, 2 courses, 1 low price 3PLAYDEAL.COM * * * * * When you have the opportunity to write this stuff and your boss never really proofreads it... you can write whatever you want To my first crush! * * * * * Just for phun...click below   for 12 REASONS  WHY YOU SHOULD  DEFINITELY  DATE A   GOLFER!​ * * * * * GOING TO MESQUITE? There have been a couple changes CLICK HERE TO SEE  Fine print:  to be eligible for the 365 days of green fees giveaway  you will be given a wristband at halftime while you are in THE TAVERN. ​(it proves you were really here) The drawing will be  in the 4th quarter or when the chubby lady sings.  If you are NOT in THE TAVERN and your name is drawn, you are NOT eligible to win. We ...

11th hour to sign up for Mesquite

we are in the 11th hour                     if you were thinking about going Click on the Camel Toe for more information and FAQs Registration ends January 15th! * * * * * BTW: We updated our website Please take a look www.saddlebackgolf.com We also are using a new email service so let us know  if you didn't get this email * * * * * We are gonna give away a 2017 pass   to someone on Super Bowl Sunday NO GUESSING WILL BE NEEDED SOMEONE WILL WIN! details will be in our next email    * * * * * TAVERN SPECIALS Tuesday      Kidz Eat Fo Free Wednesday            Prime Rib Night Friday                 FishFry Saturday     LIVE Music Nights  NFL GAMEDAY Cheap Burgers, Beers, and Cheese Curds We are coming up with more specials cause you are special... like they always told you! fine print: sorry about th...

Adios 2016

* * * * * 4 Rounds Golf  3-Nights Hotel  Reception party Free Golf Lesson Cash Prizes  (even if your game stinks) $425 (double occ) MESQUITE REGISTRATION closes in 14 days click pic for more info * * * * * BRONCOS/RAIDERS We will be giving away a year of green fees as part of our SuperBowl Dealio DETAILS in upcoming emails You won't even have to guess the score to win! Whuh?   * * * * * NOTICE: We will be making some changes to our website and our email service provider. If you don't get our moronic email on Saturday in the weeks to come... let us know and we can get you re-up(ed)  fine print yes it is very fine

Ya Better Watch Out, Ya Better Not Cry

You probably didn't get what you wanted... You can still WIN a year of green fees Guess the final score of the Christmas night game  Broncos/Chiefs CLICK TO GO TO OUR FB PAGE *THE TAVERN WILL BE CLOSED ON CHRISTMAS DAY * * * * * We still have a few spots open! * * * * * Mesquite Registration is ending in a couple of weeks! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO Don't forget:  The package includes a FREE LESSON ...from this guy   Fine Print: THE TAVERN RESTAURANT BAR & GRILLE will not be open on Christmas, so there will be no need to come by at halftime for the opportunity to get a cart included with your year of gree fees. Besides, you should be spending time with family that you can't hardly stand without alcohol RESERVE your spot for our New Year's Eve Special. It will prpbably sell out and we would hate to see you out in the cold drinking out of a sack. SERIOUSLY:  The Mesquite package: 4 rounds of golf cash prizes for games 3 nights hotel stay a free golf lesson f...

This is the only thing you need to read today

* * * * *   * * * * * LEAGUERS: don't forget that credits expire December 31th REGISTRATION ENDS JANUARY 15th We are making some changes to our website in a couple of weeks. If you stop getting these moronic emails... we lost your address. Just let us know and we will hook you up with new and improved moronical fodder (yeah, it's a word) FIne Print: Any edited facebook posts to a Bronco Vs ???? score will be disqualified. Posts must be in by kickoff. Let your bartender know if you are in the game to qualify for the comp cart portion of the prize. They will have no idea what you are talking about because they don't read this crap or follow rules. What ya gonna do? Register now for the New Year's Eve soiree! We gotta know how much food to prep. Leaguers: You MAY use your credits for the 40% off sale. Yer welcome! Register for Mesquite with a buddy and save a ton of bread. See ya on the links! (someday)

Come in out of the cold

We will be golfing again before you know it... until then, come visit us in THE TAVERN Here are some of our daily specials: Sunday, Monday, Thursday   NFL game special $5 burgers  (and more) Tuesday Kidz Eat Fo Free! Wednesday PRIME RIB NIGHT (under 20 bucks) Friday Night FISH FRY Saturday LIVE MUSIC (no cover) * * * * * REGISTRATION OPEN! * * * * * This trip is probably more appealing  now that Winter has actually arrived Trip registration ends January 15th Fine Print: The NFL game specials include the $5 burger, $3 Coors Light, and $3 Cheese Curds. The offer is valid during any live broadcast of the game. No takeout available, especially on the beer. We are offering 2 seatings for the NYE special. The first seating is to get you off the road and in bed by 9. The second seating is for adults only (over 18). A non-alcoholic champagne toast will be available for those who wish and for those of you who are under 21. Duh! The Mesquite trip now includes a complimentary les...