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  BLOOD DRIVE JUNE 4th * * * * *  TEE TIMES ARE BOOKING FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET!  * * * * * MORE FREE STUFF AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE (NOT JUST OLD TURDS) * * * * * If you aren't golfing Range Rates are just $10/hour/person or $20/day/person * * * * *   * * * * * WE ARE HIRING! We are hiring staff for: ProShop Restaurant Tavern Outside Services CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE APPLICATION   Fine Print: If you are donating blood you will need to eat a full meal and drink plenty of water before donating and allow about one hour to give your donation. Saddleback will not be giving brewskis out on the day of your donation at the request of Bonfils. We will have non-alcholic beverages available and you will receive a coupon for a later visit for the comp beer. Thanks, in advance, for participating. Yeah, we know we could have just used the word donor! Donator sounds more super-heroish! MOTHERS DAY COMP if you pay for a green fee and cart, mom gets a ...

* * * * * Here is something NEW! * * * * * Fine Print: True story.... We were sooo close to having our first baby named "Saddleback" last year. Mom was pretty close, but family ruined "Little Saddleback's" destiny. The offer is still good. It can't just be a nickname or even a middle name. We want Saddleback to be his/her first name. Moms are free with another paid player. If the other player pays for green fee and cart... Mom gets a green fee and cart. If the other player only pays for a green fee because he is that cheap... Mom will get the green fee and look to adopt. We have a ton of JR programs this year. They are PHUN and our PGA guy is one of the best, not one of those douchey ones. Johnson RV told us that they will honour ANYONE who wants to get their RV ready for Summer. You don't have to be an OLD TURD to get the special. They are going to bring some fancy schmancy RVs if you want to look at some really sweet rides. They will be gi...

Book A Tourney OR  Join A Tourney July 29th (Benefits Childrens' Hospital Colorado) OR Friday August 19th               8am shotgun If you would like to join one of these great events just click on their pics to register/pay! If you are having a tourney with us we will put your information on our website for easy credit card processing & registration It's like magic... without the annoying guy in a tux * * * * * We are hiring so many positions that our head is spinning Come to the shop and fill out an app or http://www.saddlebackgolf.com/-you-dont-want-to-work-here-but-here-is-how-to-apply * * * * * OLD TURD TUESDAYS JUST GOT RIDICULOUS On Tuesday May 10th The Old Turd Tuesday special will include a complimentary DEWINTERIZATION of your RV Bring your RV to the Saddleback Lot and our friends from will totally dewinterize your rig. FOR FREE More details in future emails! Fine Print: To get the complimentary RV Dewinterization ...

Get To Work We have openings Click here for an app * * * * * We are getting sooooo close! End of May? We think it could be completed! Come check out the progress (or don't we don't care) * * * * * * * * * *   fine print: We are in a hiring frenzy. We hired 2 people already Hey, that's a frenzy to the frazzled! No promises (you know us) that the clubhouse will open at the end of May, but we are sure trying. Kids 10 and under are also free (range) with a paid adult. Kiddos under 10 are free if they are in Sommer Golf Lessons and don't want to hang with an adult. The OLD TURD TUESDAY DEAL is still just $37 for Senior Green Fee, Cart, and Lunch... but wait, there's more!!! NOW YOUR RANGE BALLS ARE INCLUDED, TOO Once we get the restaurant open your Weenie Lunch will be a food voucher for some other crap for lunch. Yer welcome! See ya on the links!

INCLUDES RANGE! Go to our website for rates and to book a tee time   http://www.saddlebackgolf.com * * * * *   JUST WANNA HIT RANGE BALLS?   * * * * *   * * * * * "Golf will only seem unfair... If you have unreasonable expectations" Scott Sommers     Fine Print: The NEW range pricing should be a heckofalotta phun! The new clubhouse is coming along swimmingly and we will be sending pics soon. We were challenged to use 'swimmingly' in a sentence. Nailed it! Like Scooter says about expectations... we have been trying to tell you to lower your expectations for years. You will have more phun and our staff will actually appear to be sorta competent. Next week's tip: How to get the most yardage out of a shank! See ya on the links!

Butt they know who they are! * * * * * Scooters tip of the week sort of caught us off guard His advice was that you should be "putting out" whenever possible  Depending on how you just read that advice you will either 1   finish every golf hole by putting the golf ball into the cup (even on a kick-in gimme) or  2 You will get a naughty reputation * * * * * Click on the picture for lesson details Fine Print: Jason: How do you make a 3-iron spin back? Alex: How far do you hit it? Jason: about 150 yards Alex: You don't want it to spin back! The Mens' Club kickoff is just around the corner. Not literally, just figuratively. Please don't wander around looking for it! See ya on the links!

Leagues Start in April Ladies League begins on Wednesday, April 6th click here for more info The Mens League begins on Thursday, April 7th The Mens League will have unofficial play (with skins) every Thursday starting next week click here for more info GOLF TIP OF THE WEEK: There are shots that should not be practiced! If your success rate is less than 10% while practicing a certain shot, you should discontinue practicing that shot. A positive mental outlook will probably be more advantageous than ingraining a 90% failure rate. GOLF LIFE LESSON: Knocking the sand off your cleats after a sand shot will prepare you for knocking the snow off your boots before entering your house on a snowy day * * * * * Don't miss this chance! Play the game you will play with your kid's kids! fine print: One rule we forgot to mention is that if you find poop in a bunker, it is a natural object and may not be moved, unless it is yours. The Saturday 'Golfers Anonymous' meetings have b...