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Swingers (couples golf)   Steak Dinner and Beer Tasting   6-Person Scramble $79/couple  5:00 Shotgun Steak Dinner at 7:15ish   Call the so shop to register!   * * * * * Speaking of Beer! Deal starts NOW through September!     * * * * *     fine print: yeah, we know the guy is forking some hot dogs, but we promise steak for dinner. Beer offerings will be chosen by our beer guy Jason 'Otis' Kaufman. Save another $4 when you buy a 6-pack (6 beers for $20, yer welcome) The Family Golf package is for up to 9-holes. Carts provided for adult drivers, only! The sun is setting earlier every night. Get out here before Summer is officially over, or don't... See ya on the links!  

Last Call for the Old Turd Open This Friday Call the shop to register 303.833.5000 Ladies (old turdettes) are welcome, too! * * * * * Contest? We had some great ideas submitted for our  ISLAND CONTEST (One of our faves from Mr. Michael Cotton)  From the #16 tee box, try to drive all three island greens! The winner wins $1,000,000 (or a comp round or a free beer) What is your contest idea for The Islands? Submit your idea (or don't...we don't care) * * * * * RETRACTION!!! We were not #7 in the Golf Digest ranking... (most cheerful course) We were 1 of 9 mentioned and our ranking could actually be higher  We are pretty confident we are #1  * * * * * Saddleback offers 'family-friendly' golf deals that won't break the bank  fine print: You gotta be at least 60 years old to participate in the Old Turd Open. $39 includes green fee and cart. The game is a Best-Ball which is a bit different than a Scramble. Both players play their ball from tee to green and record on...

BirdsEye view holes #16, #4, and #3 We are trying to think of a game that would reward our customers YOU with prizes for doing something spectacular on these 3 holes Got an idear for The Island Challenge? Let us know (or don't, we don't really care) * * * * * Click on the pic to register/pay Online registration ends on Sunday August 16th After that, you must call the shop to register/pay 303.833.5000 Effective Tuesday: Glowball Late Registration will cost  $120/couple If you haven't paid, you are not registered! * * * * * * * * * * Special shoutout to a few of the crews working on our new clubhouse: Thanks! NorthStar Plumbing Joseph's Construction Innovative Electric EZ Excavating Fine Print: Post your ideas for The Island Challenge on our facebook page. Glowball  online  registration ends tomorrow (Sunday) night. The early registration ends on Monday.... on Tuesday, the procrastinator rate kicks in and will cost you $120/couple. A light dinner will be serve...

Light dinner at 6:30 Golf at dark (8:05-ish) Click on the picture to register/pay   * * * * * Call the shop to register! Old Turd-ettes are welcome   * * * * * Tiger hit his ball into the woods during this year's Quicken Loans invite at Congressional. Trees blocked his direct line to the flag, but there was an opening through the trees about 30 yards to the right that Tiger wanted to use. This opening was blocked by a large temporary immovable TV antennae. Did Tiger get relief? reply to this email or put your answer on our facebook page to win fabulous cash and prizes "Golf is only unfair when you have unreasonable expectations" * * * * * FINE PRINT: because we gotta have it! GLOWBALLERS will get 2 glow-in-the-dark balls when they check in. Additional (non-refundable) glowballs may be purchased at time of check in. If you have some buddies who want to play, have them call and register, too. Old Turd Open is open to the ladies, too! You must be 60 years old (o...

Rated Saddleback  #7  Most Cheerful Course in the Universe! Word to the wise: Don't tell anybody about this or we could be overwhelmed with too many players and you might have to play amongst a bunch more riff-raff. Also, who are the other 6? We are plotting their demise. We'll show 'em cheerful! * * * * * Fine Print: Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too. BYW: We were 7th in the  U . S.  and not the universe. Sorry, about that little lie Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week. No restrictions! If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz, we will comp you a draught just for playing. Offer ends August 2nd cause we are really good at losing lists... We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow. It's just a $5 beer, but think what a good student you would have been those 7 years you spent in High School if you had been rewarded with beer! See ya on the links!

Rated Saddleback  #7  Most Cheerful Course in the Universe! Word to the wise: Don't tell anybody about this or we could be overwhelmed with too many players and you might have to play amongst a bunch more riff-raff. Also, who are the other 6? We are plotting their demise. We'll show 'em cheerful! * * * * * * * * * * It'll get ya... 27 holes of golf  (includes cart) any time after 12 Noon weekdays (pardner) TIME WELL SPENT! * * * * * Fine Print: Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too. BYW: We were 7th in the  U . S.  and not the universe. Sorry, about that little lie Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week. No restrictions! 27 holes for $50. Not really anything funny 'bout that. Except we get ta use a bunch uh really bad grammer. If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz, we will comp you a draught just for playing. Offer ends August 2nd cause we are really good at losing lists... We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow. It's just ...

CLICK ON THE POSTER TO PAY ONLINE Itinerary: Golf (shotgun)  5:13 Hors D'oeuvres  7:31 Dinner & Act 1  7:59 Murderer revealed  9:59 Because this event is limited to only 40 couples, we encourage you to pay for your entire group to ensure you all are able to participate! Get two or three couples and play together You may play as 6-somes because THAT is more social * * * * *   If you play at Saddleback in 2015... your 2016 Mesquite package will be mo better! * * * * * Looking for a unique way to advertise your business?   FINE PRINT: We cannot hold an unpaid spot for the Murder Mystery Golf Night. Call your Pallies and get them to call the shop to register OR forward this stupid email to them. If inclement weather does not allow for the golf portion, the DInner and The Murder Mystery will still be held. Even if it rains, you can still eat and The Show Must Go On! Rainchecks will be issued for $36/couple for the golf portion redeemable...