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April Fools Day is for amateurs. We are taking the day off.

  League Passes Mens League 2013 Thursday Pass-$336 Ladies League 2013 Wednesday Pass-$252 * * * * * * Tax Day Special April 15th Free Range Balls if you filed! Comp cart if you had to pay more than $100 to either State of Federallies Fine Print: We don't celebrate April Fools Day. It's like amateur day to us, but have fun with your silly pranks. League passes are only valid for league play days. The gals pay less because their season is shorter. Free range balls or comp cart on Tax Day only with paid green fee. Don't think you can just come out and hit free range balls, Goober! The offer is for one or the other, not both! Bring some kinda proof that you paid. Your word for it aint cuttin' it. Tax Day special is only on April 15th No rainchecks or any other silly-crap loopholes See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, CO  80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000...

NCAA Bracket Contest and An Easter Egg Hunt

Click Below To Take our Online Survey RSVP for Easter Egg Hunt   PLAY/WIN in our   NCAA Tournament Bracket Game FREE AND PHUN Go to www.espn.com Register under the NCAA Mens' Basketball Fantasy Games Look for our bracket: SADDLEBACKGOLFERS Post your picks (Brackets open at 7PM Sunday, March 17th) Last year we gave away a SkyCaddie GPS to our winner. This Years Prize? No idea.  ******** EASTER EGG HUNT Saturday March 30th 1pm Have the kids bring their own basket and we will provide the Hidden treasures If the weather doesn't cooperate for an outdoor hunt We will move the hunt indoors into our pavilion     We will have a hunt for the kids plus We will hide some ADULT eggs on the course for our players If you will be attending with kiddos, Please RSVP using the attached survey finest of print: Please only fill out 1 bracket entry in the NCAA game. Pay no attention to the fact that ROBO has like 3. He has no idea what he is doing. He will only play ...

Got a little Irish in ya?

You'll get a little Irish in ya... St Pattys' Special (we're the Irish your mother warned you about) March 17th $25  Green fees and cart To get this deal You Gotta Book and Prepay for your t-time beforeTuesday March 12 (5pm) PLUS  One of the following:  *gotta tell us a limerick at check-in or *gotta have an Irish Surname (O'Garcia don't count) or *gotta be wearing green (visible)  If you don't prepay you don't get the deal. (Regular rates apply, otherwise) If the weather stinks and the course is closed... You'll get a raincheck ***** Ladies League Stuff Motto: "where friendships are formed" Women's League is also looking for new members all abilities welcome.  We are having our Annual Breakfast Meeting Saturday March 23 at 9am.  (NO CHARGE) .  Our league dates are Wednesdays, tee times vary.  We will start April 10 and our last league day is August 14. ***** Goodies Giveaway We want to offer some giveaway schwag/prizes over the ...

New Stuff (andoldstuff) at Saddleback

NEW FOR  2013 PAY YOUR AGE 18-26 years old? (Generation Y) all you pay is your age for your green fee The PAY YOUR AGE offer is valid anytime weekdays and after 2pm weekends and holidays because we don't want you here all the time.     ******* We ordered a new range ball machine and balls You may have just asked yourself..."Self, why do they think I care about this?" Here's why, Goober! 1) You can load a prepaid card and not have to come in the proshop and have to deal with our ornery, misbehavin', smart-alecky staff. Plus, the more you load... the more you save! D) Better balls = more effective practice. Want to know how you're really hitting your clubs? Hit a better range ball. You can get cheaper buckets, but... you deserve better than that. ****** Scooter wants to let you know that he got the new PING G25 irons and woods in the shop and they are affordable and gorgeous. Also, we received some new 'stripes and brights' apparel in the sho...

Prankin' The Noobz

  Our Bestest Buddy RanDoggy is retiring soon. His replacement starts training on Monday We want to 'break-in' the new guy right. Remember, we don't like bullies, nor mean-spirited stuff so... keep it fun. At his interview, 'New Guy Mike' stated "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT" When we stopped laughing, I thought 'what a great opportunity for a prank' Keep in mind that the new guy thinks you are always right This sooooo works in your favor for the next week or two. First part of the prank:   Make him think you know him... Come out and golf this next week, or two, and when you see him say... "Hey, Mike. How have you been?... new guys are trying to remember everybody and get embarassed that you know them but they can't remember you   ...I haven't seen you since.... (Insert your joke here) some of the finishing lines we thought of were: ...that Turkish prison. ...I had to sneak out your window. ...your parole board review....

Contest Of The Week

CONTEST OF THE WEEK! Who is this golfer?           We  bought a big cardboard cutout of this guy and we have no idea who it is. Clues: Pinnacle Visor Appears to be 1970's or 1980's vintage  We don't even know what the contest winner will win. (typical us) If you want to enter a guess.... or you know the answer, Click on our Facebook link below and leave your answer. Leave some fake guesses, too. It may throw off someone trying to win from your entry. No limit as to number of guesses allowed. Fine Print: Sorry that we do these self serving contests. We wore out the internets looking for an image of this guy. We are having trouble with the onlines and the interwebs. We truly have no idea what you will win...probably something stupid, but you never know.  See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, ...

We Heard Your Wimpering

    We have heard your cries   YES... ...we will offer the Co-op pass 'for sale' online this week. NO... ...you don't have to be at the Denver Golf Expo to buy this great offer. Sheesh! CLICK HERE Just click on the link above to go to the ordering page for the $99 deal. The link will only be 'live' from: Friday morning at 9am until 4pm Sunday afternoon. If you do not order it between those times... The offer will be gone! We only have a limited number for sale therefore we are limiting purchases to 1 per customer Valid for anytime play in 2013 (excludes tournament and/or league play)   DON'T FORGET TO VISIT OUR BOOTH IN 'WESTERN' OR 'COWBOY GARB' AND GET A FREE GIFT FINE PRINT: Nothing really funny about the deal. We were gonna write some lines like a cowboy was talking, but that crap aint even funny to us, and we aren't all that sophisticated. Mark your calendars for the offer When it's gone, it's gone! See ...