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Adios 2016

* * * * * 4 Rounds Golf  3-Nights Hotel  Reception party Free Golf Lesson Cash Prizes  (even if your game stinks) $425 (double occ) MESQUITE REGISTRATION closes in 14 days click pic for more info * * * * * BRONCOS/RAIDERS We will be giving away a year of green fees as part of our SuperBowl Dealio DETAILS in upcoming emails You won't even have to guess the score to win! Whuh?   * * * * * NOTICE: We will be making some changes to our website and our email service provider. If you don't get our moronic email on Saturday in the weeks to come... let us know and we can get you re-up(ed)  fine print yes it is very fine

Ya Better Watch Out, Ya Better Not Cry

You probably didn't get what you wanted... You can still WIN a year of green fees Guess the final score of the Christmas night game  Broncos/Chiefs CLICK TO GO TO OUR FB PAGE *THE TAVERN WILL BE CLOSED ON CHRISTMAS DAY * * * * * We still have a few spots open! * * * * * Mesquite Registration is ending in a couple of weeks! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO Don't forget:  The package includes a FREE LESSON ...from this guy   Fine Print: THE TAVERN RESTAURANT BAR & GRILLE will not be open on Christmas, so there will be no need to come by at halftime for the opportunity to get a cart included with your year of gree fees. Besides, you should be spending time with family that you can't hardly stand without alcohol RESERVE your spot for our New Year's Eve Special. It will prpbably sell out and we would hate to see you out in the cold drinking out of a sack. SERIOUSLY:  The Mesquite package: 4 rounds of golf cash prizes for games 3 nights hotel stay a free golf lesson for

This is the only thing you need to read today

* * * * *   * * * * * LEAGUERS: don't forget that credits expire December 31th REGISTRATION ENDS JANUARY 15th We are making some changes to our website in a couple of weeks. If you stop getting these moronic emails... we lost your address. Just let us know and we will hook you up with new and improved moronical fodder (yeah, it's a word) FIne Print: Any edited facebook posts to a Bronco Vs ???? score will be disqualified. Posts must be in by kickoff. Let your bartender know if you are in the game to qualify for the comp cart portion of the prize. They will have no idea what you are talking about because they don't read this crap or follow rules. What ya gonna do? Register now for the New Year's Eve soiree! We gotta know how much food to prep. Leaguers: You MAY use your credits for the 40% off sale. Yer welcome! Register for Mesquite with a buddy and save a ton of bread. See ya on the links! (someday)

Come in out of the cold

We will be golfing again before you know it... until then, come visit us in THE TAVERN Here are some of our daily specials: Sunday, Monday, Thursday   NFL game special $5 burgers  (and more) Tuesday Kidz Eat Fo Free! Wednesday PRIME RIB NIGHT (under 20 bucks) Friday Night FISH FRY Saturday LIVE MUSIC (no cover) * * * * * REGISTRATION OPEN! * * * * * This trip is probably more appealing  now that Winter has actually arrived Trip registration ends January 15th Fine Print: The NFL game specials include the $5 burger, $3 Coors Light, and $3 Cheese Curds. The offer is valid during any live broadcast of the game. No takeout available, especially on the beer. We are offering 2 seatings for the NYE special. The first seating is to get you off the road and in bed by 9. The second seating is for adults only (over 18). A non-alcoholic champagne toast will be available for those who wish and for those of you who are under 21. Duh! The Mesquite trip now includes a complimentary lesson with SHORT

YO, V.I.P. Let's Kick It!

Have You Made New Year's Eve Plans? * * * * *  Thanks VETS! * * * * * Just a little reminder for the March Golf Trip Click on the pic for more info and FAQs about the trip   Fine Print: Thanks, Karen Caravas for the New Year's Special. Mesquite registration is only open until January 15 See ya on the links!  

Leave Your Coat & Tie At Home, Lady!

We are more of a  Groucho Glasses  kinda place than we are a  Coat & Tie  kinda place   We have a little something for everybody every night of the week   * * * * * you should come with us to NEVADA  in March Plus   we added a golf lesson to  this cool package! * * * * * Thanks VETS! FINE PRINT: Visit the Tavern and make plans to join us on New Years' Eve. We will have the details in next week's email blast. Mesquite registration is open! Your comp lesson will be about 45 minutes long. Paul McQuade (short game specialist) will set up a number of available times before March. Ladies' League and Mens' League will receive a private lesson for registering for Mesquite. The lesson has no cash value and is not a guaranteed portion of the package if a mutually available time is not agreed upon with Paul. No refunds, no returns Thanks to our Vets We have a close race this year for the coveted Saddleback Armed Services Cup. With the last week of the special running... i

Golf Thanksgiving

That's right! The course is open Thanksgiving The TAVERN Restaurant will close for the day Golf as much as you can squeeze in before 2pm INCLUDES RANGE BALLS, TOO   * * * * * Treat Your Thanksgiving Cook to a dinner out on Wednesday show a little gratitude, would ya? Pass this along to your ungrateful friends * * * * * Fine Print: The Thanksgiving Day Golf Special is for unlimited golf within the 5-hour window. It is up to you how many holes you can play based on pace of play. Nobody cares how good you play, they care how FAST you play. We went with DingleBerry, but we had a couple other naughty terms of endearment. Use your imagination.    We only have a few open dates for Holiday Parties. Wedding specials do not have a loyalty program regardless of how many times you have gone throught it. See ya on the links! 

Shirt Happens at Saddleback Golf Course

SHIRT HAPPENS AT 25% OFF Side-ROCK Sale 25% off OR Adidas buy 2 Get 1 free   * * * * *   * * * * * DESSERT GOLF IN MARCH * * * * * Facebook Winner GOLF ADDICT Scott Colorosa won a Wednesday Night Prime Rib dinner for 2 * * * * * ...is just around the corner We are gonna have a special for New Years Eve Watch your emails for details (...or don't, we don't care)  FINE PRINT: SIDE-ROCK SALE cause somebody threw ROCKS thru our window. Get it? VETS MONTH continues. We have great weather continuing Get out and take advantage of it! Sometimes we misspell stuff in our emails just to see who writes us a nice email because they want to act all superior with their 'special' speller skills... even the ones that never even won a spelling bee. This weeks' email we chose to misspell desert. Some will respond before they read this much fine print. Some will blow it off justifying it as we are just stupid (true, but we are descent spellers). Did you just catch that one (decen

We Upped Our Game, Up Yours!

Here is what is going on this week: REGISTRATION WILL OPEN TUESDAY AT NOON WE ONLY HAVE 40 SPOTS AVAILABLE! ALSO ON TUESDAY... Kidz Eat Fo Free! * * * * * Wednesday? * * * * * FRiDAY? * * * * * Saturday * * * * * ALL WEEK/ALL MONTH FINE PRINT: We haven't had a Mesquite trip this cheap for over a decade. Two years ago we had 54 participants and fully expect the 2017 trip to sell out at 40. We will not register you to go if you are not paid, in full. Kidz Eat Fo Free if they are under 17 and don't mind ordering from the KIDZ menu. Kidz meals are complimentary with every adult meal purchased (1:1) and does not include TO GO orders. Prime Rib night may sell out! Come early to make sure you get yer PR. Fish Fry Fridays is really taking off. We will be introducing different batter changes and cooking techniques until we know what you like for your Fish Friday. If you have a preference, just let us know. If we don't have an event planned at the course on Saturdays, we wil

Veterans Day Golf Specials should be a month

Come golf in a costume on Monday and get a comp cart EZ-PZ Thanks to "Grampa Bardeen" for the Jack-O-Lantern pic Check out his premium pumpkin carving tools  Just click on the pic below * * * * * NOVEMBER IS  VETERAN'S MONTH!!! If you are golfing with a VET  YOU  get a great deal, too! VETS: CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR DRAUGHT PAPERS! What are Draught Papers? Thanks for asking... When you present the draught papers you will receive a daily drink special (in addition to your golf special) Please bring in a printed copy to show your bartender We don't want no Jonny-Come-Lately gettin' your deal * * * * * ANNUAL DESERT GOLF TRIP  We are finalizing the annual golf trip for March It looks like we will be going out on the 14th, and golfing the 15th, 16th, and 17th Input from some of you asked we play Conestoga CasaBlanca Palms Check Next Week's Email for final details   * * * * * We have expanded our GAME TIME SPECIAL!!! UPDATE TO SPECIAL: If there is a live NFL

VET SPECIAL Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This

The Saddleback NOVEMBER VET SPECIAL is back BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! CLICK HERE for your November Beer Specials Draught Papers! You will need to Print the draught papers Put your name on them Bring it in for specials Electronic copies won't work (yer phone)

Get off yer can!

* * * * * Kimberly Schwartz won PRIME RIB DINNER FOR 2 "name a song that best describes your golf game" Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers Thanks, for playing! Wednesday' Prime Rib Dinner is now only  $19.95 * * * * * We only have a couple of prime dates left for the 2016-17 Holiday Party Season Call Lanna 720.937.3375 to book your event * * * * * Watch your emails for our VETERANS NOVEMBER SPECIAL FINE PRINT: The 'Longmont Chamber' is the 'chamber of commerce' not the orchestra. We ain't got a musically talented bone in our body. Well, maybe one or two. Come by for some snacks Tuesday afternoon, we would love to have you. The Pavilion open dates really are pretty lean. You may want to consider saving some coin and booking your party on a weeknight. Our famous NOVEMBER VET SPECIAL is right around the corner. Look for the particulars in upcoming emails. Last year Air Force won our contest narrowly defeating ARMY. See ya on the links!