Friday
May 31st SWINGERS' PAJAMA NIGHT 6pm shotgun Dinner immediately after the round (CHINESE FOOD) $70, per couple Call the shop to register/pay How you think you look vs. how you actually look in P.J.s  .jpg)
FINE PRINT:
Swingers' Golf is 9 holes of SOCIAL GOLF. There is no reward for good play. If you need some positive reinforcement, we will compliment you at check-in. This reinforcement may come off as sarcastic, that's just how we roll. You must pay to register. No, "Sign me up, I"ll pay ya that night" crappola! If you have a Chinese food favorite, let us know. We won't necessarily order it for you, but at least we will know your expectations. See ya on the links! |
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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