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THIS SUNDAY ONLY!

BE THE LITTLE KISSY BUTT
YER MOMMA KNOWS YOU ARE
 
MOMS GREEN FEE IS FREE
THIS SUNDAY ONLY

YOU MUST BRING IN A COPY OF THIS EMAIL
ONE MORE TIME:
1) ONLY THIS SUNDAY
2) MOMS GREEN FEE IS COMP'D
c) MUST BRING IN A COPY OF THIS OFFER
4) YOU ARE A LITTLE KISSY BUTT


fine print:
If you have a friend who wants to participate in this offer, she too, must have a copy of the offer.
One copy, per MOM, is required!
Truth be told, we are getting lazy in our marketing push for emails and are using you to forward this crap
to your 'friends in need' of a coupon.
One email address per offer.
You can't just bring in 2 copies addressed to the same person,
one that was copied on your little magic copy machine.
If you didn't tell your mom that her green fee is free, we won't tell her either.
Tight wad.
Cart is not included. Cart is not mandatory.
See ya on Sunday!




If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Firestone, CO  80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com/

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