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The Tavern Restaurant It's Comfortable It's Casual IT'S COMFASUAL! * * * * * SEND US YOUR DECK PIX for a chance to win a dinner for 2! Here's ours... show us yours Click on the pic or facebook logo (above) and submit your DECK PIX (Pictures from our deck) to our TAVERN PAGE * * * * * We are hiring musicians for our  Saturday Music Nights You musically inclined? Showcase yourself at The Tavern Give us a call for your audition Fine Print: Let this serve as public notice that we claim the term Comfasual and we will sue anyone who tries to steal it. If it is already owned, please forgive us and don't sue us. Deck Pix! It would be great if you are actually in the picture Tag yer mates for more pop! Deck Pix! There aint no audition, but we couldn't think of an ending to this stupid email. See ya on the links!

Just some crap we wanted to tell you

This Friday' Golf Deal Is just $49 Shotgun at 7:30 Space is limited * * * * * Director Of Golf Instruction Paul McQuade   For lesson info  Click Here or don't we don't care! * * * * * GOLFER  NAME GAME  WINNER FRANK WORTHMANN AKA Sir RobbedAgain Won a 2-some green fee, cart, and range. Frank: you have 2 weeks to redeem your prize cause it expires on September 2nd * * * * * KIDS EAT FO FREE TUESDAYS with a paid adult 1:1 Fine Print: The $49 golf deal is only available this Friday because we have a tourney that will eat up all the afternoon available tee times. All the carts have to be in by noon. The beer tourney registration is available now. Call the shop to register your 4some Mcquade gets a pass (once) before we retouch his picture with an eye patch, a blacked out tooth, and a handlebar moustache. Congrats Frank Worthmann You got 2 weeks starting now... tick tock Kids eat free on Tuesday One free kid meal/one adult meal Easy math... even your dumb kid...

What is your golfer name? Kids eat for free and we are #1 with the ladies.

Put your 'Golfer Name' on our facebook page and be entered to win a comp green fee, cart, and range balls  (for 2 peeps) ...or don't we don't care! * * * * * KIDS EAT FOR FREE ON TUESDAYS UNTIL WE STOP DOING IT! What Us Worry? see restrictions below   * * * * * According to the PWWFY survey we now have the #1 Lady-Friendly Golf Shop  in Colorado (yeah, we got purses beyotches!) FINE PRINT: Thanks to our buddy Steph who gave us the idea for the golfer name game. She gave us a really cute one she found online. We couldn't be trusted to keep it safe and we lost it. Plus, ours is waaay more phunny and more ornerier than the milk-toast version. Apologies if you have a birthday on the 6th. We know you suck at golf. You knew it too? ...didn't you? The KIDS EAT FO FREE DEAL is one free 'kidz meal' with every paid entree.  Kids gotta be under 18. For example: if you are 75 and your kid is 55... that don't count! Kids must be present, no doggie ba...

These beautiful sunsets are gettin' kinda old

Got a picture for us? Put it on our facebook page and win some fabulous cash and prizes * * * * * DONT MISS THE HOAGIES ON AUGUST 12! * * * * * THE BEER TOURNAMENT is coming up in September (more news to follow)   Fine Print: Thanks to Kevin Blount for the great sunset pic! There aren't any fabulous cash/prize awards for submitting... You knew that, right? It is kinda fun to share though. The other day we had a disgruntled restaurant customer. She ordered a BLT and was angry that it had bacon on it. She told us she thought the B in BLT stood for bread. Go figger See ya on the links!

SAVE THE POUNDCAKE

"The Suits" at Saddleback are threatening to take away the last shred of hope we have     If sales of this wonderful delight don't pick up It will be taken off the menu Please don't let that happen! Please come in and order this... we (employees) have so little Fine Print: Eat poundcake! See ya (through our tears) on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!

Rule of thumb: Determine if you have enough loft on a club to clear an obstruction

"I can't tell if I have enough loft on a club to clear a bunker's edge or to get over a tree!" This came up this past week so we thought we would re-share a 61-second video It may help Click on the pic (below) to see our YouTube video tip or don't... we don't care   * * * * * TAVERN RESTAURANT NEWS * * * * * This Friday' Golf Special Fine Print: The video was made last year and though it is always timely, the double-wide trailer can still be seen in the background. It was a sentimental moment to see the old girl. Bye Felicia! We hope to start having Friday Night Music (entertainer) events at The Tavern Restaurant. If you are an entertainer (or know of one) we would love to showcase those talents on an upcoming Friday night. We would love to see your act unless you are a magician... we think magicians are annoying. Also annoying: balloon clowns, clowns in-general, lasso cowboys, dramatic readers, ventriliquists (though we do like hanging with the dummi...

Comfy in Blue Jeans and Tee Shirts

MORE... TAVERN RESTAURANT STUFF BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS! * * * * * WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A COUPLE'S NIGHT EVENT?   Call the shop 303.833.5000 to register! Fine Print: The prime rib is in limited supplies. We have no idea how much you can eat. We could call yer mom, but we know her parole hasn't gone through, yet. Breakfast is available on Saturday and Sunday, only (for the time being). If we see that we can make a ton of cash servicing your early morning cravings, we will definately do it during the week, too. Because the registration for the Couples Event is pretty lackluster, we may modify the rules to fit. Not real sure what that means, but you are gonna have to trust us. Famous last words. See ya on the links!