Saddleback Blog

When you call, make sure and let the staff know WHICH package you are signing up for. They have a hard time reading instructions... reading, in general, actually. There will be a $10 raincheck on the Kidz Package (not $20) if the fireworks are cancelled Dinner will happen regardless of weather   * * * * * THE TAVERN RESTAURANT CHECK THIS OUT! JUST DESSERTS It is said that 'STRESSED' backwards is the cure for stress... also, if you say desserts really slow, it sounds like gullible * * * * * Not a dessert person but, you like beer for dessert? FIne print: We want to grow our own food for THE TAVERN RESTAURANT, but we can't find bacon seeds! See ya on the links!  

THE TAVERN RESTAURANT is open to the public! Sunday-Wednesday (11am-9pm) Thursday-Saturday (11am-10pm) Click to see our menus * * * * * MARATHON GOLF IS STILL ONLY $69 On July 1st the rate increases to $75 Course record: 101 holes played in one day Great workout Take the challenge, Chubby! * * * * * Can't handle 100 holes of golf? FINE PRINT: Find the stray asterisk and mention it to your friends for no reason. The marathon deal includes range balls, too. As if 100 holes of golf wasn't enough. Twi-9 is 'first-booked-first to go' basis. We take tee times up to 2 weeks out. 2 Irishmen walk out of a bar. See ya on the links! 

Your Dad Has a Small Package! Prepay to get the offer Father's Day is the biggest day at the course so don't wait to book * * * * * Looking for more golf deals? Poll This * * * * * COME SEE US FOR OUR HAPPY HOURS 3-6pm nightly   THE TAVERN restaurant FINE PRINT: The Father's Day Prepaid package must be paid for in advance. Hence the name! This offer will not be available for purchase on the day of. Munchies menu, happy hours, and our mood are subject to change The Munchies menu is avaiable anytime at the bar. $2 off is during happy hour and there will be updated drink specials as we create them. See ya on the links!

Don't let the door hit you in the butt... * * * * *   OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! The Tavern Restaurant (at Saddleback) Here is a sampling of our lunch menu... Fine Print: The restaurant is open! We are serving lunch and dinner Be safe: Don't drink and drive But please still drink! See ya on the links!

To celebrate the opening of our new clubhouse and our new restaurant THE TAVERN Saddleback would love to have you as our guest for a grand evening of PHUN this Friday (June 3rd). The festivities start at 5pm GAMES: MONSTER PUTT WIN one year of green fees! Chipping Game for fabulous cash and prizes   FOOD: Complimentary hor...houer...horss SNACKS! ENTERTAINMENT: Fireworks Show At Dark! ALL ARE WELCOME! Share this with your friends See ya Friday

HERE ARE SOME CRAZY EVERYDAY DEALS:   THE TAVERN RESTAURANT GRANDE OPENING JUNE 4th   FINE PRINT: All the 6 o'clock specials include range. Because these specials are very popular, we will send golfers out on a 'first booked-first to tee off' basis. You may book your tee time up to 2 weeks in advance... so do it! The 6 o'clock specials are for UP TO 9-holes. There are no rainchecks available for the 6 o'clock deals. Wow, that sounded mean. Sorta sorry! The exception to the 12 at 12 deal would be on days when we are raking in the big bucks from a gynormous tournament. You realize if there is no tee time avaiable you can't play, right? Well there... now you know. We really will babysit your husbands with a credit card on file. Gentlemen: we offer the same service for wife-sitting! If you would like us to watch your kids we will also do that. If we are babysitting kids be warned: Every child will be fed a bowl of sugar and will probably get a free puppy before w...

* * * * * * * * * * FINE PRINT: We expect The Tavern to be pretty fancy. How fancy? It will probably have Dijon Ketchup! I will probably be looking for a job. If you photoshop your boss on a Dumb & Dumber picture you deserve to be fired. If you don't hear from me next week... it was nice knowing you! See ya on the links!