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Buttheads know who they are

Butt they know who they are! * * * * * Scooters tip of the week sort of caught us off guard His advice was that you should be "putting out" whenever possible  Depending on how you just read that advice you will either 1   finish every golf hole by putting the golf ball into the cup (even on a kick-in gimme) or  2 You will get a naughty reputation * * * * * Click on the picture for lesson details Fine Print: Jason: How do you make a 3-iron spin back? Alex: How far do you hit it? Jason: about 150 yards Alex: You don't want it to spin back! The Mens' Club kickoff is just around the corner. Not literally, just figuratively. Please don't wander around looking for it! See ya on the links!

Golf Leagues and other Golf Stuff

Leagues Start in April Ladies League begins on Wednesday, April 6th click here for more info The Mens League begins on Thursday, April 7th The Mens League will have unofficial play (with skins) every Thursday starting next week click here for more info GOLF TIP OF THE WEEK: There are shots that should not be practiced! If your success rate is less than 10% while practicing a certain shot, you should discontinue practicing that shot. A positive mental outlook will probably be more advantageous than ingraining a 90% failure rate. GOLF LIFE LESSON: Knocking the sand off your cleats after a sand shot will prepare you for knocking the snow off your boots before entering your house on a snowy day * * * * * Don't miss this chance! Play the game you will play with your kid's kids! fine print: One rule we forgot to mention is that if you find poop in a bunker, it is a natural object and may not be moved, unless it is yours. The Saturday 'Golfers Anonymous' meetings have b...

A Little More Backbone, A Little Less Wishbone

GOLF LEAGUES ARE FORMING  PASSES ARE AVAILABLE play anytime you want on your league day (with another member) not just a block of tee times that don't fit your schedule   MEN:  THURSDAYS             (April 7th-September 15th) WOMEN:  WEDNESDAYS   (April 6th-September 14th) CLICK  HERE   FOR   MENS  INFO CLICK HERE FOR WOMENS INFO   * * * * * 2016  League Players Pass 30% savings $375 walking     $550 includes cart Prices subject to change Buy NOW! * * * * * * * * * * Avoid Blood Sugar Spikes  The next time you are shopping for that perfect golf snack... REMEMBER THIS! Add the TOTAL GRAMS of fat+fiber+protein  (in your golf snack-not your husband) Next: Compare THAT total to the TOTAL CARBS in the snack The TOTAL CARBS should be more! (for a low glycemic index) This will eliminate your fatigue from sugar spikes (yer welcome)   CHEAP TRICK If you need a slight edge ...

Saddleback Love You Long Time

Leagues Will Be Kicking Off Soon (with a little luck... YOU won't be kicking off soon) * * * * * Don't Forget About Our Cool Frost Delay Policy * * * * * NEW GAME On your next round try this... NO PRACTICE SWING when you are on the tee box You tee it up and smash it! Can you survive playing without a practice swing (or 4)? * * * * * GOING TO MESQUITE? HERE ARE YOUR TEE TIMES   FINE PRINT: If you have some league info you want us to shoot out to your players, let us know! If you don't have any information...nevermind this offer to send out stuff. That would be silly to send a notice that you have nothing to say. It would sort of be like this rambling that is going nowhere. The March pricing sheet includes a shared cart. If you are alone, we do not charge more even though some courses do. They are jerks, we are not (usually). See ya on the links!

Skip Yer Meds and let's cause some trouble

If you have a NEW RULE for golf or a change you'd like to see let us know * * * * * It may be too late, but there may still be a few DEALERS CHOICE PASSES available 3 unrestricted* rounds for just $109 Includes Saddleback and (our buddy course) Todd Creek www.3playdeal.com Fine Print: If you have a  NEW RULE  for us, send it to our facebook page or respond to this email and we will post it for you. If you DO walk across a buddies' putting line... try not to drag your feet, unless you are purposely trying to gas 'em. *unrestricted; except you can't use it for tournament/league play and you may redeem only one play/card/day. I guess it isn't necessarily unrestricted... let's call it nearly-unrestricted See ya on the links!  

Yer job's a joke, yer broke, yer love life's DOA

(DEALS FOR FRIENDS) LAST CALL! Deadline to register is Valentine's Day (TOMORROW) On Monday it will be too late   * * * * * * * * * * REGISTRATION FOR THE TOPGOLF NIGHT ENDS ON FEBRUARY18TH (THIS THURSDAY) FINE PRINT: Best friends have seen one another at their worst and still want to go to Mesquite as roomies. Friends don't let friends drive drunk... they get a limo to go to TopGolf. Pals don't ask how your Valentines' Day was, they ask you how your Independence Day was. See ya on the links!

GOLF: Still Gluten Free

Registration Ends In One Week. On Valentines Day it's over!  (you are used to that) * * * * *   * * * * * www.3PlayDeal.com Fine Print: Just a joke this week... A golfer was having a horrible round one day and started blaming the cart girl for his lackluster day on the links. As his round was ending, the golfer told her, "You are easily the worst cart girl I have ever come across." The cart girl replied, "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." See ya on the links!