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Prankin' The Noobz

  Our Bestest Buddy RanDoggy is retiring soon. His replacement starts training on Monday We want to 'break-in' the new guy right. Remember, we don't like bullies, nor mean-spirited stuff so... keep it fun. At his interview, 'New Guy Mike' stated "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT" When we stopped laughing, I thought 'what a great opportunity for a prank' Keep in mind that the new guy thinks you are always right This sooooo works in your favor for the next week or two. First part of the prank:   Make him think you know him... Come out and golf this next week, or two, and when you see him say... "Hey, Mike. How have you been?... new guys are trying to remember everybody and get embarassed that you know them but they can't remember you   ...I haven't seen you since.... (Insert your joke here) some of the finishing lines we thought of were: ...that Turkish prison. ...I had to sneak out your window. ...your parole board review....

Contest Of The Week

CONTEST OF THE WEEK! Who is this golfer?           We  bought a big cardboard cutout of this guy and we have no idea who it is. Clues: Pinnacle Visor Appears to be 1970's or 1980's vintage  We don't even know what the contest winner will win. (typical us) If you want to enter a guess.... or you know the answer, Click on our Facebook link below and leave your answer. Leave some fake guesses, too. It may throw off someone trying to win from your entry. No limit as to number of guesses allowed. Fine Print: Sorry that we do these self serving contests. We wore out the internets looking for an image of this guy. We are having trouble with the onlines and the interwebs. We truly have no idea what you will win...probably something stupid, but you never know.  See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, ...

We Heard Your Wimpering

    We have heard your cries   YES... ...we will offer the Co-op pass 'for sale' online this week. NO... ...you don't have to be at the Denver Golf Expo to buy this great offer. Sheesh! CLICK HERE Just click on the link above to go to the ordering page for the $99 deal. The link will only be 'live' from: Friday morning at 9am until 4pm Sunday afternoon. If you do not order it between those times... The offer will be gone! We only have a limited number for sale therefore we are limiting purchases to 1 per customer Valid for anytime play in 2013 (excludes tournament and/or league play)   DON'T FORGET TO VISIT OUR BOOTH IN 'WESTERN' OR 'COWBOY GARB' AND GET A FREE GIFT FINE PRINT: Nothing really funny about the deal. We were gonna write some lines like a cowboy was talking, but that crap aint even funny to us, and we aren't all that sophisticated. Mark your calendars for the offer When it's gone, it's gone! See ...

NO BULL DEAL

  HERE IS WHAT'S COMIN' PARDNER! We will be selling this offer at the DENVER GOLF EXPO The EXPO is February 8-10 We should be getting passes to the EXPO that will save you a few 'bucks' at the door Anyone who comes to the show dressed in 'COWBOY GARB' will receive a free gift when they visit our booth   FINE PRINT: The NO BULL DEAL will make more sense when you see our booth. You gotta come and see it. MUMS the word. If you come in cowboy garb, we ask that you cover the 'rear portion' of those chaps. You know who you are. See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, CO  80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgolf.com  

Co-op deals are phun for the customer

  We are teaming up with our pals at Todd Creek The Links At Todd Creek (new name) & Saddleback Golf Course will be launching some co-op offers in 2013 that you are gonna love! We will be unveiling our first offer at the 20th ANNIVERSARY DENVER GOLF EXPO February 8-10 We hope we don't run em off. We are not sayin' we're not all that bright, but... the other day we had a letter sitting on the floor that said "do not bend" None of us knew how to pick it up We will be getting discount passes for the expo in the coming weeks. Call the shop or grab some on your next visit. We are open for play If you ever want to check the course conditions... Go to www.saddlebackgolf.com and read the scrolling news on the far right side of the homepage. Randi updates the news daily fine print: We really are marryin' up with our buddies and neighbors at The Links At Todd Creek. The co-op offer is pretty t...

Vote For Your Favorite Scandinavian Model

Who Wore It Better? Both models are wearing the same faux fur vest. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SCANDINAVIAN MODEL       (Jess    Vs.    YT)   email or post your vote on our Facebook page We are so bored C'mon sunshine, we gotta get the course open! Check out the scrolling news on our website for course condition updates. www.saddlebackgolf.com FINE PRINT: The model on the right really is wearing the tiny vest. It should not be confused with an unshaven underarm look. The picture on the right only looks wider...sort of an optical illusion. See ya on the links!

Happy New Years' (Resolutions)

Yeah, we got stuff to sell... even with snow on the ground SPRING GOLF PASS 2013 ON SALE NOW! UNLIMITED GOLF  January 1st-March 31st $225 unlimited green fees $275 unlimited green fees with cart $325 unlimited green fees, cart, and range balls OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: 1) We resolve to really wash our hands after using the restroom and not just pretend to ring them out as we leave the area. 5) We resolve to not make fun of our customers every week (applies to written stuff, only. We still want to do it when you are at the counter) 3) We resolve to learn some math and especially our numbers X) We resolve to not take ourselves, the game, nor the things we cannot control, so seriously. (seriously)   fine print: Like we have told you before... We know what you are thinking. ...