* * * * * Best seat in the house on the 4th is at Saddleback Come out and enjoy the fireworks show Play some golf, too (it's how we pay the electric company) VIP SEATING is a cart escort to the base of the fireworks show You can't get any closer unless you are the goon with the matches $25 (includes 2 draws and cart) SIGN UP NOW! (or don't, see if we care a piddly-pooh) * * * * * 'Summer of 69' is our Marathon Golf Special Just $69 for all day (includes cart, baby) * * * * * FINE PRINT: VIP seating is probably the sickest firework experience you can have. Picture fireworks so close that the display is wider than your peripheral vision can handle. True story! Sorry if we offended the 'match-guy' and called you a goon. It is just an expression to give a visual for our audience. They now have that mental image of you. If you look like their mental image of a goon... we apologize, again. Also, we know you aren't using a match to light the fuses, y...