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Prankin' The Noobz

  Our Bestest Buddy RanDoggy is retiring soon. His replacement starts training on Monday We want to 'break-in' the new guy right. Remember, we don't like bullies, nor mean-spirited stuff so... keep it fun. At his interview, 'New Guy Mike' stated "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT" When we stopped laughing, I thought 'what a great opportunity for a prank' Keep in mind that the new guy thinks you are always right This sooooo works in your favor for the next week or two. First part of the prank:   Make him think you know him... Come out and golf this next week, or two, and when you see him say... "Hey, Mike. How have you been?... new guys are trying to remember everybody and get embarassed that you know them but they can't remember you   ...I haven't seen you since.... (Insert your joke here) some of the finishing lines we thought of were: ...that Turkish prison. ...I had to sneak out your window. ...your parole board review.

Contest Of The Week

CONTEST OF THE WEEK! Who is this golfer?           We  bought a big cardboard cutout of this guy and we have no idea who it is. Clues: Pinnacle Visor Appears to be 1970's or 1980's vintage  We don't even know what the contest winner will win. (typical us) If you want to enter a guess.... or you know the answer, Click on our Facebook link below and leave your answer. Leave some fake guesses, too. It may throw off someone trying to win from your entry. No limit as to number of guesses allowed. Fine Print: Sorry that we do these self serving contests. We wore out the internets looking for an image of this guy. We are having trouble with the onlines and the interwebs. We truly have no idea what you will win...probably something stupid, but you never know.  See ya on the links! If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Longmont Firestone, CO  80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgolf.com  

We Heard Your Wimpering

    We have heard your cries   YES... ...we will offer the Co-op pass 'for sale' online this week. NO... ...you don't have to be at the Denver Golf Expo to buy this great offer. Sheesh! CLICK HERE Just click on the link above to go to the ordering page for the $99 deal. The link will only be 'live' from: Friday morning at 9am until 4pm Sunday afternoon. If you do not order it between those times... The offer will be gone! We only have a limited number for sale therefore we are limiting purchases to 1 per customer Valid for anytime play in 2013 (excludes tournament and/or league play)   DON'T FORGET TO VISIT OUR BOOTH IN 'WESTERN' OR 'COWBOY GARB' AND GET A FREE GIFT FINE PRINT: Nothing really funny about the deal. We were gonna write some lines like a cowboy was talking, but that crap aint even funny to us, and we aren't all that sophisticated. Mark your calendars for the offer When it's gone, it's gone! See