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YELP US! We had a disgruntled customer who left a nasty review on Yelp. We need your help to counter this mean-spirited review. The customer even referred to Robo as 'sharp as a bowling ball' (we aren't denying that portion) If you like us, please click on the link below and write something nice about us. If you write something nice, we have 2 wonderful gifts for you. 1) We will pay for your shoe rental the next time you go bowling. 2) You will be in our drawing for a new bowling ball. ...but wait, there's more. We will personally respond to every nice comment and reward your response with a golf related gift from: golf balls, to green fees, to ????????? Click here to YELP A BROTHER OUT Please be nice...to us, and to one another 2nd Annual Hope And Love Fund (H.A.L.F. ) GOLF TOURNAMENT SATURDAY, AUGUST 11TH 2012 Shotgun 8:00am Proceeds go to help support the Fielder family in their fight against Cystic Fibrosis. Register by August 4th FINE PRINT: ...

  Glowball GOLF Night Friday, August 3rd Dinner at 6:37pm Golf at dark Registration limited to the first 72 players to pay ! $70 per couple (includes 2 glowballs, green fee, cart, and dinner) The World Famous Jerry D' FAT CITY OPEN August 4th 1pm shotgun Easily, one of the funnest tournaments! Sign up sheets are at Jerry D's bar or in our clubhouse (if Jerry gets us some more sign-up sheets) FINE PRINT: (a lot this week) Glowball Dinner will be Chinese food (according to our last fortune cookie). Sunset is at 8:13. It should be dark sometime after that. Registration for GLOWBALL is limited to 72 players and will fill quickly. You gotta pay to register! We will not accept the following B.S. stories, again. "I am driving and will call you right back with my credit card..." "I don't have a credit card...." "I am on the road (business trip) and only have the company card..." "I will come by the proshop on [insert lie...

Looking for a compliment? Compliments are on special this week 4 compliments for just $5 We will tell you stuff like... Wow, you look great...have you lost weight? Have you been working out? Love the new hairdo. Are you a model? You should be in movies. Fine Print: If you want to participate in the compliment special, we are actually just curbing the smart aleck remark that would otherwise follow. For example, for $5, we won't finish the above compliments with: ...or are those pants just the wrong size. ...cause a lot of folks use deodorant after a work out. ...were you trying to duplicate your mother's hair, sir? ...I'm sure I saw you in a Fiberlax commercial. ...horror movies are all the rage. See ya on the links!

  We have heard a lot of crap about golf not being a very good caloric workout Check this out, Mr. LaLanne! Carrying Clubs If you carry your clubs on your back or slung over a shoulder, that added weight or resistance will give you round an extra calorie-burning boost. An average-sized man walking and carrying his clubs for 18 holes will burn 1,442 calories total. (that's like 5 and 1/2 Snickers you just rewarded yourself with) Walking with Cart If you don't carry your clubs, but pull them along behind you, you will also see some benefits in the number of calories you burn. Using a push or pull cart, the average-sized man will burn 1,436 calories. (Just shy of 5 and 1/2 Snickers) Caddie or Cart Employing a caddie or using a golf cart will cause your caloric totals to take a dip. If you hire a caddie, you can expect to burn about 1,226 calories over the course of your round, while riding in a golf cart, will burn 822 calories. (3 Snickers and a bite off ...