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Golf Digest and Husband Sitting

Rated Saddleback  #7  Most Cheerful Course in the Universe! Word to the wise: Don't tell anybody about this or we could be overwhelmed with too many players and you might have to play amongst a bunch more riff-raff. Also, who are the other 6? We are plotting their demise. We'll show 'em cheerful! * * * * * Fine Print: Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too. BYW: We were 7th in the  U . S.  and not the universe. Sorry, about that little lie Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week. No restrictions! If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz, we will comp you a draught just for playing. Offer ends August 2nd cause we are really good at losing lists... We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow. It's just a $5 beer, but think what a good student you would have been those 7 years you spent in High School if you had been rewarded with beer! See ya on the links!

Golf Digest Rated us #7, Husband-sitting now available, 27-hole Deal

Rated Saddleback  #7  Most Cheerful Course in the Universe! Word to the wise: Don't tell anybody about this or we could be overwhelmed with too many players and you might have to play amongst a bunch more riff-raff. Also, who are the other 6? We are plotting their demise. We'll show 'em cheerful! * * * * * * * * * * It'll get ya... 27 holes of golf  (includes cart) any time after 12 Noon weekdays (pardner) TIME WELL SPENT! * * * * * Fine Print: Golf Digest must be heavily medicated, too. BYW: We were 7th in the  U . S.  and not the universe. Sorry, about that little lie Husband-Sitting available 7 days a week. No restrictions! 27 holes for $50. Not really anything funny 'bout that. Except we get ta use a bunch uh really bad grammer. If you played Scooter's Rules Quiz, we will comp you a draught just for playing. Offer ends August 2nd cause we are really good at losing lists... We'll be lucky if we haven't lost it by noon tomorrow. It's just

Murder Mystery Golf Night

CLICK ON THE POSTER TO PAY ONLINE Itinerary: Golf (shotgun)  5:13 Hors D'oeuvres  7:31 Dinner & Act 1  7:59 Murderer revealed  9:59 Because this event is limited to only 40 couples, we encourage you to pay for your entire group to ensure you all are able to participate! Get two or three couples and play together You may play as 6-somes because THAT is more social * * * * *   If you play at Saddleback in 2015... your 2016 Mesquite package will be mo better! * * * * * Looking for a unique way to advertise your business?   FINE PRINT: We cannot hold an unpaid spot for the Murder Mystery Golf Night. Call your Pallies and get them to call the shop to register OR forward this stupid email to them. If inclement weather does not allow for the golf portion, the DInner and The Murder Mystery will still be held. Even if it rains, you can still eat and The Show Must Go On! Rainchecks will be issued for $36/couple for the golf portion redeemable on future golf (or event). No refu

Need a Job? Got a Bidness you wanna promote?

We are hiring: Cart Attendants Outside Services Food & Bev ProShop Staff   * * * * *     Looking for an inexpensive avenue to get eyeballs on your bidness? What would you say to 60,000 eyeballs?   Call ROBO! (or don't) Fine Print: Funny thing is... We are hiring this week and into next. If you wait til next week, you are too late! Nothing really funny about that, though. Range sponsorship is for ProV1 range balls We are getting a lot of great feedback on the program You can attach your name to a great program. Or don't... we don't care. See ya on the links! 

Mom's in the crap again & Murder Mystery at Saddleback

"Time Well Spent" Give Scooter a call at 303.833.5000 for all the particulars for the Moms and Tots Lesson Programs (or don't, we don't care) * * * * * Click on the poster to REGISTER/PAY for... Click on the poster to Register/Pay Fine Print: Moms and Tots golf lessons are available NOW! This is a great way to spend time with your little juvenile delinquents and improve at the game we all love. Plus, the "wee-ones" really love spending time with you. Really! The Murder Mystery Golf and Dinner Show  is limited to only 40 couples. If you are signing up, don't forget to tell your friends to register, too! We will be playing as 6-somes (because THAT is more social) and score is not kept. This is social and NOT COMPETITIVE! If you have 2 other couples you want to play with, remind them to register. Weather will not affect the dinner and show (the show must go on!) In the off-chance we get bad weather, you will be issued a raincheck for twi-9 and cart (X2