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Golf Crap

* * * * * Best seat in the house on the 4th is at Saddleback Come out and enjoy the fireworks show Play some golf, too (it's how we pay the electric company) VIP SEATING is a cart escort to the base of the fireworks show You can't get any closer unless you are the goon with the matches $25 (includes 2 draws and cart) SIGN UP NOW! (or don't, see if we care a piddly-pooh) * * * * * 'Summer of 69' is our Marathon Golf Special Just $69 for all day (includes cart, baby) * * * * * FINE PRINT: VIP seating is probably the sickest firework experience you can have. Picture fireworks so close that the display is wider than your peripheral vision can handle. True story! Sorry if we offended the 'match-guy' and called you a goon. It is just an expression to give a visual for our audience. They now have that mental image of you. If you look like their mental image of a goon... we apologize, again. Also, we know you aren't using a match to light the fuses, y

Happy Fathers' Day!!!

Happy Father's Day! Click on the pic for a  phunny video (from the WCCvideo collection) * * * * * 4th of July Golf Special Green Fee Cart Hot Dog Apple Pie Draught Beer (for 2) $120 Come see the Fireworks Show at 9:13 We are clearing the course at 8pm Reserve a cart (for 2) and enjoy the show from select seating on the course so close you can smell the punk   $25 (includes 2 beers) Pass holders save $5 which means you pay only  $20 (we did the math for you) * * * * * Only 5 days left to register! Beer tourney! 10 breweries REPRESENTIN' $300/foursome Click on 'the suds' to register/pay Fine Print: Happy Father's Day! Really We just made up that the fireworks begin at 9:13. We have no idea when that crap starts... we are just tired of you asking. The Beer Tourney is really filling up. You better get registered! Or don't, what do we care. See ya on the links!

Date Night Friday, Marathon Golf (Summer of 69), and Last Call (Beer Tourney)

This Friday  9-holes of golf (includes cart) Steak Dinner and a Wine Tasting  2 people for just  $79  (all inclusive) TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Click on the clock to register/pay This link will not be available after Wednesday   Registration after Wednesday will be $99/couple FAQs: What if it rains? Forecast is Sunny and 93 degrees, but... The dinner and wine tasting will happen regardless of weather (at 8pm) Rainchecks will be issued for a twi-9 (and cart) toward a future visit. What if I get in a wreck on the way there? This is out of our control...  We will give you a raincheck for the golf-portion of the package What if I get off work late?   You can start golfing late or come late to dinner Is it competitive? (I am not a very good golfer) These events were created for YOU! They are best described as 90% social, 10% competitive, and 10% to help us with our math skills  What if I can't sign up (pay) 'til Thursday or even Friday? No problem, but it will cost you 20 bucks more. La

Funny Golf Video, Range Tip, Couples Social Event, and Beer Tourney

MUST SEE VIDEO! the boys at 'Dude Perfect' absolutely nailed this one Click on the picture to view on YouTube Recognize someone you play with? Tag em! * * * * * Good FYI Thanks to the '@college_golfers' on twitter Great tip! * * * * * Getting close to LAST CALL! * * * * * Couple's Night in 2 weeks! fine print: We challenge you to watch the sterotype golfer video and not think of a handful or your golf buddies that fit all the stereotypes. Oscar Richmond turned us onto the divot pic. Great info, Oscar! We are finalizing the Beer Tourney. If you want in, time is running out! Call the shop to register your 4some. We still have a number of spots open for the Steak Dinner, Wine Tasting, Golf opening event for couples. Again, call the shop to register. It isn't gonna rain every night this Summer. See ya on the links!