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Dutch Auction Calendar
November 12th     30%
November 19th     40%
November 26th     50%
December 3rd       60%
December 10th     70%
December 17th     80%
Xmas Eve            90%


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Thought for the week:

Fred and Wendee are out golfing.

Fred tees up a new ball from it's sleeve.
He hits the ball into the woods.

Fred tees up another new ball
and hits it into the water.

Fred tees up the third new ball
and hits it out of bounds.

Wendee asks,
"why don't you hit an old ball?"

Fred's response...
"I've never had one!"

 

Fine Print:
 
Jenelle is standing by... waiting for your call to book your party! 


She is very tiny, but has big people skills

Vets!
Army is still leading our tote board...
Don't forget to get your draught papers
They are downloadable from our homepage

Mesquite registration is OPEN!
You can get more info and register/pay from our homepage
www.saddlebackgolf.com

Keep track of the Dutch Auction calendar for deeeeep discounts
Xmas Eve will be at 90%off select merchandise.

Fred and Wendee are fictitious characters
Any similarity to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental
because that's what our attorney told us to write.
See ya on the links!
 

 

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