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50 Shades of Gray, Wolf Creek Whuh, 3 Play

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Wolf Creek




Because we have such a large group going in March,
the tee times offered at Wolf Creek were
pretty lack-luster and we couldn't get
a big enough of a block of times all together.

We will not be arranging  the impromptu game
for that Wednesday

(If we did someone would be mad at us.)

There are tee times available early that day
and in the afternoon.
The afternoon tee times are $120, at 2pm.
Wolf Creek plans for a 5 hour round
and their sunset is at about 7pm.
If you would like to book a tee time,
please contact Wolf Creek, directly.


www.golfwolfcreek.com
(866) 252.4653 toll free

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3 Course Offering 2015

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Old Turd Tuesdays 2015
 


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Quick Story

The Suits at Saddleback are so cheap!!!

The other day I needed some cash....

Me:
"I need $50"

The Suit:
"$40... what do you need $30 for?"

 
Fine Print:
The tee times at Wolf Creek would have been great for half of our group and
the other half would want to kill ROBO.
ROBO got scared at the thought of an angry mob.
Now, if you don't get a good tee time, it is your fault.
The 3 course pass will be $109 so stop whining!
Old Turd Tuesday announcements always make somebody angry.
If you are offended, you are probably not our customer.
There are planty of stuffy places  you can visit where they only pretend to like you.
We really do like our customers, except that one old crotchety rascal
that we just can't scare off. He has such thick skin, even we can't offend him.
See ya on the links!

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