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Monkey Bizness Day and Glowball Nights

COUPLES GLOWBALL Friday August 9th Dinner at 6:45 Golf at dark (8:15 ish) $80 per couple (includes dinner, golf, 2 glow balls) * * * * * Monkey-Bizness Day FRIDAY AUGUST 2nd Golf without rules: free tosses, free kicks, no dress codes, tee up the ball on the fairway if you want play in your bare feet, bring more than 14 clubs, talk in your friend's backswing, play 2 balls, don't count all of your strokes (just the good ones), listen to loud music, play as a 5-some, wear your favorite 'wife-beater' t-shirt and 'Daisy Duke' shorts, forget 'pace of play', skip a hole or two, ???????????? (it truly is pandemonium) $20 ( Free Cart  With Package) All the golf you can play from 1:45-3:45 We will just throw you out on the course at 1:45 ish You pick the hole to start on and GO! call the shop for one of the limited number of t-times available  Fine Print: Glowball Night Dinner will start about 6:45...about! Additional glowballs will be available for sale t

Fat City Open August 3rd

World Famous Jerry D! Presents The 31st Annual FAT CITY OPEN August 3rd Saddleback Golf Course 1pm shotgun To register: Call Jerry at 303.833.3469 "This is 'by-far' the most funnest tournament you will ever do" (says a guy who knows what he is talking about)   All inclusive pricing at $100 per player   Includes dinner Bring a guest to the dinner for just $10, cheap! If this price seem wrong, call Jerry, he loves to dicker. * * * * * * * * * * * * WEDGE PACKAGE DEAL: $120     includes a wedge (of choice) plus   'How-To-Hit-A-Wedge' lesson PGA instruction 'How-To-Hit-A-Wedge-Goober' from Scott 'Scooter' Sommers Fine Print: Jerry D really is World Famous. Ask around...you'll see. We have some Fat City registration sheets in the clubhouse if you want to stop by and grab one. The tournament really is a blast and has a truly unique format that makes it both fun and challenging. Minimum of 1 woman per team. $400, per foursome, if

"Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner" Dance Lesson, Golf & Dinner

THIS FRIDAY  "...Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner..." COUPLES EVENT GOLF, DINNER & DANCE LESSON   $70 PER COUPLE ($80, after Tuesday) 9-HOLES OF GOLF-6PM DINNER-8:15 DANCE LESSON- 8:45 * * * * * JUST FOR PHUN: One of our besties sent us this link for a funny video. It is 'pretty-much' safe for all ages to view. We have to publicly say that we are against this type of golf behavior. Privately, it is crap we are guilty of enjoying, too. Enjoy! CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO-EPIC GOLF FAILS * * * * * FINE PRINT: Call the shop before Tuesday evening and save $10 on the Friday night couples' event. The price goes to $80 on Wednesday. We need a minimum of 10 couples for the dance lesson. We are not sure what type of dance lesson it will be... You may learn how to dance and put yourself through College. Also, we have no idea what dinner will be, so stop asking. Actually, keep asking our staff. We like them to be on edge and uninformed. They don't read this cra

WTF "take your daughter to the course week" Special

July is: Family Golf Month $25 (per family) Family of 4 Up to 9-holes of golf Cart fees (must have a Junior in the group) T-times start at 6pm nightly   * * * * * W.T.F. Special (This  W ednesday,  T hursday,  F riday) Take Your Daughter To The Course Week Earlier T-times for family golf T-times starting at 5:15 pm Family of 4 ( with a minor daughter ) $25 up to 9-hole green fee carts Fine Print: 'Up to 9-holes' means there are no rainchecks/refunds for less than 9 holes played before dark. We book t-times 2 weeks out. If your t-time stinks, blame Dad. We allow 5-somes for Family Golf Additional fees may apply. The WTF special is only valid for July 10,11,12. Minor daughter required, not a daughter who is a miner! Funny story of the week: A friend of the course, let's call him Mr Spencer (because that is his name) came in the shop and heard us talking about the Pay Your Age Deal where ages 18-26 green fee is their age. Spencer, (about 60 years old) indignant